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[retire@40]

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Originally Posted by dex Retire@40, Read the comments of John Q. Adams on old Ben in Paris.* Ben was a party animal.

John Q. Adams is to old Ben what () is to JG. JQA had a massive personality conflict with Ben and would not hesitate to take jabs at him.

I just can't believe old Ben was a party animal as a fat 70-year old with a cane. He always loved the company of women, but in the twilight of his life in France, it was more of the mind than the body.

[Nords]

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Originally Posted by cube_rat All kidding aside, I don't think Kathy Bates ever pretended to be a young, skinny raving beauty.* I think her nude role in About Schmidt was perfectly suited for a portrayal of a couple entering their retirement years.

Let's not forget the tremendous temptation that any producer or thespian feels at being able to fill a controversial role. Anyone can shoot a hot-tub scene with Halle Berry & Brad Pitt (just picking a couple names out of a hat, folks). How many can claim to have done it with Jack & Kathy? Look at all the weight that Robert DeNiro put on for "Raging Bull", or Stallone for one of his flicks, or the weight gain/loss by what's-her-name for her character's role. It's more about the controversy than not the eye candy.

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Originally Posted by cube_rat None of us are going to look anything like we were at 25 when we're 65. :P

In my case that's a darn good thing!

[cute fuzzy bunny]

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Originally Posted by retire@40 John Q. Adams is to old Ben what () is to JG. JQA had a massive personality conflict with Ben and would not hesitate to take jabs at him..

Just to be clear, I dont have any personality conflict of any kind with JG. I actually kinda like him. Its really just the expectations of the relationship at this juncture. He posts the same largely untrue puffery almost every day and waits for someone to point out the lack of substance to it. Looks like the last time he started spouting at least four other people beat me to the punch...

[sgeeeee]

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Originally Posted by () . . .* Looks like the last time he started spouting at least four other people beat me to the punch...

That doesn't mean we did not miss your input.

[BUM]

Happy New Year C-T,

Cancellation or no cancellation, you're a lucky duck!
My wifes' not out of town and the guys' aren't coming over for steaks.

[cute fuzzy bunny]

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Originally Posted by ((^+^)) SG That doesn't mean we did not miss your input.

You mean stuff like "It isnt the quality, its the quantity. Not to mention the repetition. Not to mention the repetition." ?

I still remember when I went on a mission to pass Johnnys post count. I cant recall if it was the first or second time I did that. I felt like such a buffoon posting pointless, repetitive, contentless material day in and day out. It was very relaxing when it was finally over. I figured without any motivation to "stay ahead" that he might cool it a little.

I was wrong.

I guess the good news is we get to continue to receive expert real estate advice from a guy who has tenants destroying his properties while he loses money on them, expert management and business advice from someone who had to hire and fire all four applicants to a job before he found one that could do it, and top notch financial advice from someone who has half their money losing money to inflation in a money market account and the other half in high default risk bonds paying out less than the s&p 500 or a balanced index fund.

You cant pay for that kind of advice in the real world. Wait a minute...yes you can.

[Nords]

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Originally Posted by () I felt like such a buffoon posting pointless, repetitive, contentless material day in and day out.

Yes, but you're not a Mensa member so you couldn't possibly be expected to understand.

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I'm afraid I must remain one of the great unwashed.

Heres hoping the BO *IS* shark repellent.

[JWV]

While searching for a couple of movies to watch tonight, i happened upon this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071266/

must be the ultimate guy flick. don't miss the trailer!

judy

this is soooo bad :P

[dex]

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Originally Posted by () AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! My eyes! My eyes! Another body part is also extremely displeased at this juncture...

In Praise of Large Women

I love a large woman
with generous hips and size D cups
a female not afraid of dresses that cling
or shorts
tank tops that show
the upper arm jiggle
and pyramid thighs
connected to deep-dimple knees.
Not the timid trying to shrink
into a tent of anonymity
my affair is with a Juno who stands
in front of the mirror and enjoys her image
in patterns and colors big and bold.
She may corset and cosset
for special occasions—but in the bedroom
I imagine husband or lover
drowning in her pool of amplitude
nuzzling nipples and
covered by waves of loving flesh.

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Just make sure that its safe sex.

In other words, bring a 2x4 and some duct tape.

If I have to explain that, I will, but its funnier if I dont.

[MRGALT2U]

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Originally Posted by () Just make sure that its safe sex. In other words, bring a 2x4 and some duct tape. If I have to explain that, I will, but its funnier if I dont.

After brevity, being a bit subtle can be the "soul of wit", depending on your audience of course.

JG

[cube_rat]

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Originally Posted by JWV While searching for a couple of movies to watch tonight, i happened upon this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071266/ must be the ultimate guy flick. don't miss the trailer! judy this is soooo bad :P

How about the subsequent "Caged/Canned Heat" series with Bridgette Neilson? She plays a warden with a dominatrix/lesbian thing going on. Oh yeah and the prisoners were all hotties that wore either flimsy see through night gowns or daisy dukes with tight t-shirts.

[Danny]

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Originally Posted by cube_rat How about the subsequent "Caged/Canned Heat" series with Bridgette Neilson? She plays a warden with a dominatrix/lesbian thing going on. Oh yeah and the prisoners were all hotties that wore either flimsy see through night gowns or daisy dukes with tight t-shirts.

Cage - Last night saw Moonstruck - one of my favorite chick flicks - Nick Cage as a wolf who chewed off his leg!

Body Heat the other night. Dripping with hot southern sex...Kathleen Turner & William Hurt very hot naked and randy and there was a murder and double cross also!oops... and Kathleen took very early retirement!...

Tonight Hotel Rwanda and maybe Vera Drake tomorrow.