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Old 05-17-2015, 04:29 PM   #1
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Sex after FIRE ?

Just wanted to see how many views I would get.

Although I seriously hope you'll are enjoying the pleasure of the flesh.
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Old 05-17-2015, 04:31 PM   #2
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There is more time for a lot of things....
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Old 05-17-2015, 04:41 PM   #3
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Well...

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When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste:
Then can I drown an eye, unus'd to flow,
For precious friends hid in death's dateless night,
And weep afresh love's long since cancell'd woe,
And moan the expense of many a vanish'd sight:
Then can I grieve at grievances foregone,
And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er
The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan,
Which I new pay as if not paid before.
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restor'd and sorrows end.
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Old 05-17-2015, 04:52 PM   #4
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After FIRE? I didn't know there was sex after marriage! (jk)
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Old 05-17-2015, 05:02 PM   #5
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Sex after FIRE?

Same as before FIRE, I'm still male and DW is still female.
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Old 05-17-2015, 05:34 PM   #6
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One of your fellow members appears to think about it a lot.
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Old 05-17-2015, 05:56 PM   #7
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Old 05-17-2015, 07:45 PM   #8
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Ooooooo, I'll have a few more acorns please.

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Old 05-17-2015, 09:05 PM   #9
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Maybe this thread should be merged with this thread:

"Things we can't do anymore"
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Old 05-17-2015, 09:08 PM   #10
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Old 05-17-2015, 09:58 PM   #11
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I hear the Villages in Florida has some of the higher STD rates...believe all those folks are retired.
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I hear the Villages in Florida has some of the higher STD rates...believe all those folks are retired.
Sex after fire is one thing, if you have fire after sex call a urologist ......or maybe a marriage counselor.
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Good idea.
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Maybe this thread should be merged with this thread:

"Things we can't do anymore"
You'll know you are old when your spouse says, "let's run upstairs and make love" and your answer is "honey, I cannot do both."
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Sex after fire is one thing, if you have fire after sex call a urologist ......or maybe a marriage counselor.

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I haven't had any in so long I forget who gets tied up...
Whatever.
(Whoever?)
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I was seventy-seven, come August,
I shall shortly be losing my bloom;
I've experienced zephyr and raw gust
And (symbolical) flood and simoom.

When you come to this time of abatement,
To this passing from Summer to Fall,
It is manners to issue a statement
As to what you got out of it all.

So I'll say, though reflection unnerves me
And pronouncements I dodge as I can,
That I think (if my memory serves me)
There was nothing more fun than a man!

In my youth, when the crescent was too wan
To embarrass with beams from above,
By the aid of some local Don Juan
I fell into the habit of love.

And I learned how to kiss and be merry –– an
Education left better unsung.
My neglect of the waters Pierian
Was a scandal, when Grandma was young.

Though the shabby unbalanced the splendid,
And the bitter outmeasured the sweet,
I should certainly do as I then did,
Were I given the chance to repeat.

For contrition is hollow and wraithful,
And regret is no part of my plan,
And I think (if my memory's faithful)
There was nothing more fun than a man!

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