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05-17-2015, 03:29 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Chattanooga
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Sex after FIRE ?
Just wanted to see how many views I would get.
Although I seriously hope you'll are enjoying the pleasure of the flesh.
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05-17-2015, 03:31 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Eastern WV Panhandle
Posts: 25,340
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There is more time for a lot of things....
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When I was a kid I wanted to be older. This is not what I expected.
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05-17-2015, 03:41 PM
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Gone but not forgotten
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Peru
Posts: 6,335
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Well...
Quote:
When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste:
Then can I drown an eye, unus'd to flow,
For precious friends hid in death's dateless night,
And weep afresh love's long since cancell'd woe,
And moan the expense of many a vanish'd sight:
Then can I grieve at grievances foregone,
And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er
The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan,
Which I new pay as if not paid before.
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restor'd and sorrows end.
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05-17-2015, 03:52 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 14,328
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After FIRE? I didn't know there was sex after marriage! (jk)
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05-17-2015, 04:02 PM
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Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: N. Yorkshire
Posts: 34,124
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Sex after FIRE?
Same as before FIRE, I'm still male and DW is still female.
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Retired in Jan, 2010 at 55, moved to England in May 2016
Enough private pension and SS income to cover all needs
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05-17-2015, 04:34 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: NC Triangle
Posts: 5,807
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One of your fellow members appears to think about it a lot.
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05-17-2015, 04:56 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 6,506
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The old story of hungry piggies dreaming of acorns.
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There must be moderation in everything, including moderation.
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05-17-2015, 06:45 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 3,408
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Ooooooo, I'll have a few more acorns please.
Cheers!
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05-17-2015, 08:05 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: yonder
Posts: 2,851
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Maybe this thread should be merged with this thread:
" Things we can't do anymore"
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When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich--philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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05-17-2015, 08:08 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 1,250
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Reason to FIRE early.
Sent from my iPad using Early Retirement Forum
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05-17-2015, 08:58 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: North
Posts: 4,043
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I hear the Villages in Florida has some of the higher STD rates...believe all those folks are retired.
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05-17-2015, 09:24 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Western US
Posts: 1,214
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kgtest
I hear the Villages in Florida has some of the higher STD rates...believe all those folks are retired.
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Sex after fire is one thing, if you have fire after sex call a urologist ......or maybe a marriage counselor.
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05-17-2015, 10:33 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Sarasota, FL & Vermont
Posts: 36,363
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Sex after FIRE
Good idea.
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If something cannot endure laughter.... it cannot endure.
Patience is the art of concealing your impatience.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Retired Jan 2012 at age 56
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05-17-2015, 10:47 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 18,085
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Quote:
Originally Posted by redduck
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You'll know you are old when your spouse says, "let's run upstairs and make love" and your answer is "honey, I cannot do both."
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Ezekiel 23:20
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05-17-2015, 11:58 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Western Canada
Posts: 393
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My Firecalc plan allows me to live a long time. It ends when I die in bed at 103, shot by a jealous husband.
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05-18-2015, 04:07 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Nowhere, 43N Latitude, NY
Posts: 9,037
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Turn up the air conditioner and make sure the windows are closed
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"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney
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05-18-2015, 08:38 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Lawn chair in Texas
Posts: 14,183
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I haven't had any in so long I forget who gets tied up...
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Have Funds, Will Retire
...not doing anything of true substance...
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05-18-2015, 09:10 AM
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gone traveling
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,135
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05-18-2015, 01:42 PM
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Gone but not forgotten
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 6,924
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HFWR
I haven't had any in so long I forget who gets tied up...
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Whatever.
(Whoever?)
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05-18-2015, 01:43 PM
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Gone but not forgotten
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 6,924
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The Little Old Lady in Lavender Silk
I was seventy-seven, come August,
I shall shortly be losing my bloom;
I've experienced zephyr and raw gust
And (symbolical) flood and simoom.
When you come to this time of abatement,
To this passing from Summer to Fall,
It is manners to issue a statement
As to what you got out of it all.
So I'll say, though reflection unnerves me
And pronouncements I dodge as I can,
That I think (if my memory serves me)
There was nothing more fun than a man!
In my youth, when the crescent was too wan
To embarrass with beams from above,
By the aid of some local Don Juan
I fell into the habit of love.
And I learned how to kiss and be merry –– an
Education left better unsung.
My neglect of the waters Pierian
Was a scandal, when Grandma was young.
Though the shabby unbalanced the splendid,
And the bitter outmeasured the sweet,
I should certainly do as I then did,
Were I given the chance to repeat.
For contrition is hollow and wraithful,
And regret is no part of my plan,
And I think (if my memory's faithful)
There was nothing more fun than a man!
~ Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)
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