She Will Beg For More - Page 2

Marquette · 06-13-2008, 02:45 PM

A few passionate entreaties here and there, but not what I'd call begging at any point... send me the email!

TromboneAl · 06-13-2008, 02:59 PM

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I sit up and beg; she rolls over and plays dead...

The elder version of doggie style.

Oldbabe · 06-13-2008, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by haha

I don't even understand this. Are you saying that senior women are more ardently pursued?

Who'd a thunk it?

Ha

I think this only occurs in the alternative reality of marriage.

**ziggy29** · 06-13-2008, 03:34 PM

That happens all the time in our house.

The "she" in this case meaning our dog, and usually while I'm eating something.

HFWR · 06-13-2008, 05:49 PM

Your girl brings you home
To meet Mother and Dad
Cause she thinks that you're really nice.

But there's trouble ahead
You'll wish you were dead
If you don't take this friendly advice.

Don't pet the dog
Don't pet him whatever you do
Cause he ain't been fixed
And he knows some tricks
That'll sure make a fool out of you.

Don't pet the dog
He gets it confused with romance
Just leave him alone
Or the next thing you know
He'll be asking your ankle to dance.

You say it's ok
Try to push him away
What's his name, does he sit up and beg?
You try to be cool
But you look like a fool
With a dog making love to your leg.

Don't pet the dog
He'll boo-boo all over your shoe
Cause he ain't been fixed
And he knows some tricks
That'll sure make a fool out of you.

Don't pet the dog
He gets it confused with romance
Just leave him alone
Or the next thing you know
He'll be asking your ankle to dance.

Pinkard and Bowden

06-13-2008, 03:34 PM	#24
ziggy29 Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 2,427	That happens all the time in our house. The "she" in this case meaning our dog, and usually while I'm eating something. __________________ FIRE Clock: 11:26 PM. FIREd at midnight but very subject to change.... waiting for the government to privatize the gains and socialize my losses in my 401K...

06-13-2008, 05:49 PM	#25
HFWR Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ... Join Date: May 2005 Location: DFW Posts: 5,437	Your girl brings you home To meet Mother and Dad Cause she thinks that you're really nice. But there's trouble ahead You'll wish you were dead If you don't take this friendly advice. Don't pet the dog Don't pet him whatever you do Cause he ain't been fixed And he knows some tricks That'll sure make a fool out of you. Don't pet the dog He gets it confused with romance Just leave him alone Or the next thing you know He'll be asking your ankle to dance. You say it's ok Try to push him away What's his name, does he sit up and beg? You try to be cool But you look like a fool With a dog making love to your leg. Don't pet the dog He'll boo-boo all over your shoe Cause he ain't been fixed And he knows some tricks That'll sure make a fool out of you. Don't pet the dog He gets it confused with romance Just leave him alone Or the next thing you know He'll be asking your ankle to dance. Pinkard and Bowden __________________ Have Fun When Retired Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense...

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06-13-2008, 02:45 PM	#21
Marquette Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,020	A few passionate entreaties here and there, but not what I'd call begging at any point... send me the email!

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