She Will Beg For More

boont · 06-12-2008, 10:38 PM

I don't know about you, but I keep getting this same e-mail. It promises that if I will buy their product, "She will beg for more." I could ignore this; if it wasn't for the fact that I'm sure they would not be wasting their time on me if they had better things to do.

My problem is with the line, "She will beg for more". Now, for some reason, that doesn't sound right to me. I have had, "mild entreaty", and even, "enthused encouragement". But no begging.

I remember once showering with a young lovely who could definitely be described as a coconspirator, at the least. But again, no begging. Can someone either confirm or deny my suspicions?

In closing, I will state plainly that I myself am not above begging. I would definitely beg, if I thought it would do any good. But, for most men, with the possible exception of Woody Allen, I believe this to be a fruitless course of action.

b.

**CuppaJoe** · 06-12-2008, 10:56 PM

I see what you mean; the syntax is all wrong. "She will beg for more" is not a complete sentence. Spam-city.

cute fuzzy bunny · 06-12-2008, 11:01 PM

As an ardent spam receiver, I have to admit to laughing my frickin butt off at the OP's message.

+101

But I have to equally admit to surprise...never any begging except perhaps for a small bit of mercy.

And to answer THAT question, none asked, none given.

haha · 06-12-2008, 11:58 PM

I would be happy if she begged for anything at all-even another beer.

Ha

Texas Proud · 06-13-2008, 01:31 AM

Just curious how you interpret the sentence....

it could be more = 'bigger' or 'longer' (not time, that is what I think most read)....

boont · 06-13-2008, 03:14 AM

"Just curious, how you interpret the sentence...." Texas Proud

I would interpret it as meaning, "again". As in Dicken's Oliver Twist, "Please sir, can I have some more?"

boont

jambo101 · 06-13-2008, 05:04 AM

I presume this is a spam scam for some kind of Viagra knock off,just go to your doctor and get a prescription for the real thing.

donheff · 06-13-2008, 06:41 AM

I wonder if its the same people who have been emailing me - And I thought I was something special.

Rich_in_Tampa · 06-13-2008, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boont

I don't know about you, but I keep getting this same e-mail. It promises that if I will buy their product, "She will beg for more." I could ignore this; if it wasn't for the fact that I'm sure they would not be wasting their time on me if they had better things to do.

My problem is with the line, "She will beg for more". Now, for some reason, that doesn't sound right to me. I have had, "mild entreaty", and even, "enthused encouragement". But no begging.

I remember once showering with a young lovely who could definitely be described as a coconspirator, at the least. But again, no begging. Can someone either confirm or deny my suspicions?

In closing, I will state plainly that I myself am not above begging. I would definitely beg, if I thought it would do any good. But, for most men, with the possible exception of Woody Allen, I believe this to be a fruitless course of action.

We need a "funniest posts on record" forum somewhere in the archives.

**Sarah in SC** · 06-13-2008, 07:56 AM

My favorite spam title was "Welcome to Wiener Wonderland" and had as the copy: "Please your partner by being a pleasure machine." It has the same syntax issues that yours did.
And I agree, we don't beg, perhaps the mild entreaty is just about as far as we have to go.

Moemg · 06-13-2008, 08:06 AM

Not only do we not beg but as we pass 60 we are the receipent of more than mild entreaties and sometimes bribes are involved .

HFWR · 06-13-2008, 08:28 AM

I sit up and beg; she rolls over and plays dead...

Rich_in_Tampa · 06-13-2008, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moemg

Not only do we not beg but as we pass 60 we are the receipent of more than mild entreaties and sometimes bribes are involved .

And the problem with bribes is what, again? ...

kombat · 06-13-2008, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah in SC

My favorite spam title was "Welcome to Wiener Wonderland"

I sense an opportunity for a thread showcasing some of the more memorable spam titles. One that sticks out (no pun) in my memory was "YOUR C*CK SCARING PEOPLE".

Is it just me, or are they all targeted at men? I receive a lot of spam (and I mean a lot), but I can't recall ever receiving even a single one that professed to enhance any female body parts.

rs0460a · 06-13-2008, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moemg

Not only do we not beg but as we pass 60 we are the receipent of more than mild entreaties and sometimes bribes are involved .

Damn, I represent that remark (and yes, I'm in my 60's

)...

- Ron

haha · 06-13-2008, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moemg

Not only do we not beg but as we pass 60 we are the receipent of more than mild entreaties and sometimes bribes are involved .

I don't even understand this. Are you saying that senior women are more ardently pursued?

Who'd a thunk it?

Ha

Zipper · 06-13-2008, 01:15 PM

"In and out, up and down, super vibe goes round and round"!

FinanceDude · 06-13-2008, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moemg

Not only do we not beg but as we pass 60 we are the receipent of more than mild entreaties and sometimes bribes are involved .

Why would women beg, I thought that was the man's domain?? Oops.............TMI...........

brewer12345 · 06-13-2008, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FinanceDude

Why would women beg, I thought that was the man's domain?? Oops.............TMI...........

Look at the demographic stats. The older the group, the fewer men to women as the shorter lifespan takes its toll. An unattached 80YO still in posession of ~~most of~~ his faculties must be a very popular guy.

There you go, Ha: something to look forward to as you age.

shoe · 06-13-2008, 02:10 PM

My SIL works as a pharmacy tech at a CVS drugstore. She said they fill at least 30 Viagra or Cialis prescriptions during a shift on Friday and Saturday. Never has a woman come in to fill the prescription or pick it up for her husband....so I think one can assume "no begging". She did have one elderly woman come with her husband to get his "Rejoiner" and she rolled her eyes at him behind his back for my SIL to see.

06-12-2008, 10:38 PM	#1
boont Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 246	She Will Beg For More I don't know about you, but I keep getting this same e-mail. It promises that if I will buy their product, "She will beg for more." I could ignore this; if it wasn't for the fact that I'm sure they would not be wasting their time on me if they had better things to do. My problem is with the line, "She will beg for more". Now, for some reason, that doesn't sound right to me. I have had, "mild entreaty", and even, "enthused encouragement". But no begging. I remember once showering with a young lovely who could definitely be described as a coconspirator, at the least. But again, no begging. Can someone either confirm or deny my suspicions? In closing, I will state plainly that I myself am not above begging. I would definitely beg, if I thought it would do any good. But, for most men, with the possible exception of Woody Allen, I believe this to be a fruitless course of action. b.

06-12-2008, 10:56 PM	#2
CuppaJoe Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Where "the Water is Fine" Posts: 2,024	I see what you mean; the syntax is all wrong. "She will beg for more" is not a complete sentence. Spam-city. __________________ It's not about timing, it's about time.

06-12-2008, 11:01 PM	#3
cute fuzzy bunny Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ... Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Losing my whump Posts: 22,527	As an ardent spam receiver, I have to admit to laughing my frickin butt off at the OP's message. +101 But I have to equally admit to surprise...never any begging except perhaps for a small bit of mercy. And to answer THAT question, none asked, none given. __________________ Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist

06-12-2008, 11:58 PM	#4
haha Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 8,487	I would be happy if she begged for anything at all-even another beer. Ha __________________ "Show 'em just enough to win the turkey."- Former KY Governor Bert Combs

06-13-2008, 03:14 AM	#6
boont Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 246	Again Sir, If You Please "Just curious, how you interpret the sentence...." Texas Proud I would interpret it as meaning, "again". As in Dicken's Oliver Twist, "Please sir, can I have some more?" boont

06-13-2008, 01:31 AM	#5
Texas Proud Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,052	Just curious how you interpret the sentence.... it could be more = 'bigger' or 'longer' (not time, that is what I think most read)....

06-13-2008, 05:04 AM	#7
jambo101 Full time employment: Posting here. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Montreal Posts: 572	I presume this is a spam scam for some kind of Viagra knock off,just go to your doctor and get a prescription for the real thing. __________________ "Second star to the right and straight on till morning"

06-13-2008, 06:41 AM	#8
donheff Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,694	I wonder if its the same people who have been emailing me - And I thought I was something special. __________________ Every man is, or hopes to be, an Idler. -- Samuel Johnson

06-13-2008, 07:56 AM	#10
Sarah in SC Moderator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 2,733	My favorite spam title was "Welcome to Wiener Wonderland" and had as the copy: "Please your partner by being a pleasure machine." It has the same syntax issues that yours did. And I agree, we don't beg, perhaps the mild entreaty is just about as far as we have to go. __________________ "Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain DINKS, 37 and 45, plan for his ER at 50, mine few yrs later.

06-13-2008, 08:06 AM	#11
Moemg Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Sarasota,fl. Posts: 3,096	Not only do we not beg but as we pass 60 we are the receipent of more than mild entreaties and sometimes bribes are involved .

06-13-2008, 08:28 AM	#12
HFWR Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ... Join Date: May 2005 Location: DFW Posts: 5,438	I sit up and beg; she rolls over and plays dead... __________________ Have Fun When Retired Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense...

06-13-2008, 01:15 PM	#17
Zipper Full time employment: Posting here. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 802	"In and out, up and down, super vibe goes round and round"!

06-13-2008, 02:10 PM	#20
shoe Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 152	My SIL works as a pharmacy tech at a CVS drugstore. She said they fill at least 30 Viagra or Cialis prescriptions during a shift on Friday and Saturday. Never has a woman come in to fill the prescription or pick it up for her husband....so I think one can assume "no begging". She did have one elderly woman come with her husband to get his "Rejoiner" and she rolled her eyes at him behind his back for my SIL to see.

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