She Will Beg For More

[boont]

I don't know about you, but I keep getting this same e-mail. It promises that if I will buy their product, "She will beg for more." I could ignore this; if it wasn't for the fact that I'm sure they would not be wasting their time on me if they had better things to do.

My problem is with the line, "She will beg for more". Now, for some reason, that doesn't sound right to me. I have had, "mild entreaty", and even, "enthused encouragement". But no begging.

I remember once showering with a young lovely who could definitely be described as a coconspirator, at the least. But again, no begging. Can someone either confirm or deny my suspicions?

In closing, I will state plainly that I myself am not above begging. I would definitely beg, if I thought it would do any good. But, for most men, with the possible exception of Woody Allen, I believe this to be a fruitless course of action.

b.

 

[CuppaJoe]

I see what you mean; the syntax is all wrong. "She will beg for more" is not a complete sentence. Spam-city.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

As an ardent spam receiver, I have to admit to laughing my frickin butt off at the OP's message.

+101

But I have to equally admit to surprise...never any begging except perhaps for a small bit of mercy.

And to answer THAT question, none asked, none given.

 

[haha]

I would be happy if she begged for anything at all-even another beer.

Ha

 

[Texas Proud]

Just curious how you interpret the sentence....

it could be more = 'bigger' or 'longer' (not time, that is what I think most read)....

 

[boont]

Again Sir, If You Please

"Just curious, how you interpret the sentence...." Texas Proud

I would interpret it as meaning, "again". As in Dicken's Oliver Twist, "Please sir, can I have some more?"

boont

 

[jambo101]

I presume this is a spam scam for some kind of Viagra knock off,just go to your doctor and get a prescription for the real thing.

 

[donheff]

I wonder if its the same people who have been emailing me - And I thought I was something special.

 

[Rich_by_the_Bay]

I don't know about you, but I keep getting this same e-mail. It promises that if I will buy their product, "She will beg for more." I could ignore this; if it wasn't for the fact that I'm sure they would not be wasting their time on me if they had better things to do.

My problem is with the line, "She will beg for more". Now, for some reason, that doesn't sound right to me. I have had, "mild entreaty", and even, "enthused encouragement". But no begging.

I remember once showering with a young lovely who could definitely be described as a coconspirator, at the least. But again, no begging. Can someone either confirm or deny my suspicions?

In closing, I will state plainly that I myself am not above begging. I would definitely beg, if I thought it would do any good. But, for most men, with the possible exception of Woody Allen, I believe this to be a fruitless course of action.

We need a "funniest posts on record" forum somewhere in the archives.

 

[Sarah in SC]

My favorite spam title was "Welcome to Wiener Wonderland" and had as the copy: "Please your partner by being a pleasure machine." It has the same syntax issues that yours did.
And I agree, we don't beg, perhaps the mild entreaty is just about as far as we have to go.

 

[Moemg]

Not only do we not beg but as we pass 60 we are the receipent of more than mild entreaties and sometimes bribes are involved .

 

[HFWR]

I sit up and beg; she rolls over and plays dead...

 

[Rich_by_the_Bay]

Not only do we not beg but as we pass 60 we are the receipent of more than mild entreaties and sometimes bribes are involved .

And the problem with bribes is what, again? ...

 

[kombat]

My favorite spam title was "Welcome to Wiener Wonderland"

I sense an opportunity for a thread showcasing some of the more memorable spam titles. One that sticks out (no pun) in my memory was "YOUR C*CK SCARING PEOPLE".

Is it just me, or are they all targeted at men? I receive a lot of spam (and I mean a lot), but I can't recall ever receiving even a single one that professed to enhance any female body parts.

 

[rs0460a]

Not only do we not beg but as we pass 60 we are the receipent of more than mild entreaties and sometimes bribes are involved .

Damn, I represent that remark (and yes, I'm in my 60's )...

- Ron

 

[haha]

Not only do we not beg but as we pass 60 we are the receipent of more than mild entreaties and sometimes bribes are involved .

I don't even understand this. Are you saying that senior women are more ardently pursued?

Who'd a thunk it?

Ha

 

[Zipper]

"In and out, up and down, super vibe goes round and round"!

 

[FinanceDude]

Not only do we not beg but as we pass 60 we are the receipent of more than mild entreaties and sometimes bribes are involved .

Why would women beg, I thought that was the man's domain?? Oops.............TMI...........

 

[brewer12345]

Why would women beg, I thought that was the man's domain?? Oops.............TMI...........

Look at the demographic stats. The older the group, the fewer men to women as the shorter lifespan takes its toll. An unattached 80YO still in posession of [-]most of[/-] his faculties must be a very popular guy.

There you go, Ha: something to look forward to as you age.

 

[shoe]

My SIL works as a pharmacy tech at a CVS drugstore. She said they fill at least 30 Viagra or Cialis prescriptions during a shift on Friday and Saturday. Never has a woman come in to fill the prescription or pick it up for her husband....so I think one can assume "no begging". She did have one elderly woman come with her husband to get his "Rejoiner" and she rolled her eyes at him behind his back for my SIL to see.

 

[Marquette]

A few passionate entreaties here and there, but not what I'd call begging at any point... send me the email!

 

[TromboneAl]

I sit up and beg; she rolls over and plays dead...

The elder version of doggie style.

 

[Zoocat]

I don't even understand this. Are you saying that senior women are more ardently pursued?

Who'd a thunk it?

Ha

I think this only occurs in the alternative reality of marriage.

 

[ziggy29]

That happens all the time in our house.

The "she" in this case meaning our dog, and usually while I'm eating something.

 

[HFWR]

Your girl brings you home
To meet Mother and Dad
Cause she thinks that you're really nice.

But there's trouble ahead
You'll wish you were dead
If you don't take this friendly advice.

Don't pet the dog
Don't pet him whatever you do
Cause he ain't been fixed
And he knows some tricks
That'll sure make a fool out of you.

Don't pet the dog
He gets it confused with romance
Just leave him alone
Or the next thing you know
He'll be asking your ankle to dance.

You say it's ok
Try to push him away
What's his name, does he sit up and beg?
You try to be cool
But you look like a fool
With a dog making love to your leg.

Don't pet the dog
He'll boo-boo all over your shoe
Cause he ain't been fixed
And he knows some tricks
That'll sure make a fool out of you.

Don't pet the dog
He gets it confused with romance
Just leave him alone
Or the next thing you know
He'll be asking your ankle to dance.

Pinkard and Bowden