Re: The elderly working at XXXXX...
The daily newspaper comic "Crankshaft" now has old man Crankshaft working as a greeter in "Sprawl-Mart".
A lady comes up and asks him:
"Can you tell me where I can find furnace filters?"
Pointing, with a grumpy look on his face, he replies:
"It's somewhere down there, beyond the motor oil and canned corn".
That would be me. I don't think I'd make a good greeter, but the competition would love me!
The introduction of the "Super" Wal-Mart has allowed the elderly greeter to have a stool to sit on.
The downside is that the greeting location has moved from inside the store itself, to out in the airlock area between the outer and inner doors!