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Old 11-22-2008, 05:27 PM   #361
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I finally found a woman willing to sleep with me.
Where? I want to go there!
Sounds voyeuristic.
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Old 11-22-2008, 06:03 PM   #362
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I finally found a woman willing to sleep with me. I told her to wait, I had to watch Buckeye football today. :confused:

Ha

You can always tape football but sex is an on time event .
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You can always tape football but sex is an on time event .
So many different ways to go with this one. Guess I'll start with...

"...sex is an on time event"? You operate on a strict schedule?
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Hmmm -



heh heh heh - I have no 'brilliant comment' except to note I read the thread.
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And sometimes it's an ahead-of-time event, right guys?
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I finally found a woman willing to sleep with me. I told her to wait, I had to watch Buckeye football today. :confused:

Ha
Talk about some wolverine slaughter
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Don't you have the two reversed?
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And sometimes it's an ahead-of-time event, right guys?

Pregame,halftime..2 minute warning..timeouts..
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How much she cost?
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Back to the original question?

"what-did-you-do-today"
Whatever I wanted to do. That's the best part of FI.
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Worked a little this morning. Had lunch at the golf club(too cool for golf), raked leaves this afternoon, and watched some football. Watching OK and Texas Tech play right now. BTW, my Bullies beat Arkansas today. Ark must really suck this year.
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How much she cost?
My Buddy and I had a 2 for 1 coupon, so it wasn't too bad.

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My Buddy and I had a 2 for 1 coupon, so it wasn't too bad.

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Long as you win the coin toss.
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You can always tape football but sex is an on time event .
As in "you snooze you lose"
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i sorted hardware all day today. nuts, bolts, cotter pins, star washers, flat washers, curved washers, nails, plastic thing-a-mabobs of every color and size, electrical butt connectors, 1 car battery post connector, yadda yadda yadda.
i threw a lot of the rusty stuff or onesy-twosey into a coffee can for metal reclamation. this has been an ongoing project for 2 weeks. i need my dining room table back for turkey day, so dh2b and I got serious today and finished sorting thru my collection (mine, LH, LFIL), his collection, and his late dad's collection.
we could start a mini hardware store. why did we bother? this older stuff is made of better metal than the junk you buy today. PLUS we will never ever have to buy small hardware again. i'll bet we have hundreds of dollars of stuff there. and now we can find it easily.
Hallelujah!
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Went to the Monterey bay aquarium. Sea otters are cute. Kinda chilly think it was around 60 wish I wore my sweater
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Wow, a tag team match.
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On baby watch. Two months old; he slept all the way until seven this morning from 10:00 last night. Changed the poopy diaper. He peed during the process. Fed him and put him in the carrier to haul him around the house.

Went down to the basement to do the laundry. At the bottom of the stairs I saw that the floor was wet with sewage. Looked in the bathroom next to the stair. It looked like the toilet blew sewage all over. And the shower. Horrifying.

Called the plumber and he was here in a half an hour. Removed blockage from main line. Said I was lucky as much more would have cause the cleanout to blow and we would have had two feet of sewage in the basement instead of rubber shoe level.

Plumber suggested Service Master to clean up. I called them and they were here within another half an hour. They did the emergency Sunday cleanup stuff. Fed the baby again and Service Masters just left. They'll be back tomorrow.

Looks like it will cost about $2000.

Insurance deductible is $1500. I haven't called the insurance company yet, though I should. I'm tired, baby and I are going to nap.
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Wow that must have been a real shocker! I watched dirtiest jobs and they showed what was involved with sewage clean up. Nasty stuff.
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Sorry to hear that Martha.

I bought a new mattress today...the old one was worn out....
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