Originally Posted by Goonie
You know you're retired when....
Someone asks you what time it is, and you respond, "Well, it's light out...must be daytime."
'Cause I rarely know what time it is...and I care even less!!!
And I NEVER
no what day it is....'cept on Wednesday. When I look outside and see the neighbor's trash cans by the curb, I then realize I better hustle to do the same...because Wednesday is garbage day!!!
Same here. Look out the front door and see neighbors' stuff and realize it's Monday and need to take trash and recycles to the curb.