SteveL
Recycles dryer sheets
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2005
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- 380
You've enough material for a great book......if you don't send the email, someday, you can interview the guy, and all the other morons, and make a million!
Any sand piles need moving?
What? A conference call to plan a conference call?Hahahaha. My team and I have been commended to take part in an hour-long conference call that is solely intended to be used to plan the next call. I wish I were making this stuff up.
Whoa whoa whoa, I'm with Michael, we need to slow down and have a couple in-house meetings to plan the agenda for this conference-call-planning conference call...What? A conference call to plan a conference call?
At least a brainstorming session.Whoa whoa whoa, I'm with Michael, we need to slow down and have a couple in-house meetings to plan the agenda for this conference-call-planning conference call...
I'd like to burn more than vacation time.
"I could put strychnine in the guacamole..." - Milton
My second submarine had an engineer who was quite abrasive but who got things done. For example, after a lengthy upkeep we got underway and discovered that our hydraulic system had a lot of air in the piping. It happens when you fix a lot of hydraulically-operated valves during an upkeep. It's similar to having air in your brake lines... you have to pump them a lot to get it all out before you can stop the car. Same thing on a submarine to open & shut a lot of important valves, so there was a lot of work to be coordinated.This reminds me of the time I had to write a report about when I planned to finish my reports. Fortunately that nimrod was moved out in fairly short order.
I don't read Dilbert every day, but I looked one up the other day in the wonderful Dilbert strip finder and rediscovered the wonderful phrase "Proactive leveraging of synergies". Gotta get me some of that in my team.This reminds me of something Scot Adams wrote in one of his books. He said that he had the best job in the world, in that he just sat at home and read e-mails people sent him about all the things that were happening in their workplace, and pick a few each week to put into his Dilbert cartoons.
I don't read Dilbert every day, but I looked one up the other day in the wonderful Dilbert strip finder and rediscovered the wonderful phrase "Proactive leveraging of synergies". Gotta get me some of that in my team.
What? A conference call to plan a conference call?
.I'd like to burn more than vacation time.
"That's my stapler. They um' said I could keep my stapler. I'll burn this place down"