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Maybe you really did mean mushrooms? ![]()
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Go ask Alice...
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Full time employment: Posting here.
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Another one I sometimes notice is when someone says ' every other house on the block is yellow' - does that mean that only one house on the block is NOT yellow, or half the houses are yellow? You might need several drinks to fathom any humor in that though, so pick something you like! ![]() But I'm curious, are other conversational languages more precise? I assume they all have their little quirks - well, unless you call 'mathematics' a language. -ERD50 |
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Man, wouldn't that be fun! You'd specify which dialect of English you're using and then you'd indicate your axioms. You'd be ready to start a conversation by page 10 easily.
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![]() Not to worry. As long as you keep posting and retain that sense of humor we won't worry about you. But you definitely do want to remember Susan Sarandon's name. I think she's 61 years old:
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We were watching Marked Woman, which made me realize for the first time why Bette Davis was such as star.
She looks like that actress. Which one. You know, what's her name. Who? The one in Thelma and Louise. Geena Davis? No, the other one. Starts with an S... ![]()
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I'd always supposed that was what dreaming was all about.
(Or to keep on theme, what altered states of consciousness were for.) Last edited by NotReady4Purple; 05-22-2008 at 08:19 PM. |
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BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Does this belong in the ER-org cookbook?
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Rollin' J Ranch
Did the grocery shopping today and in the produce section saw some okra from the Rollin' J Ranch. Reminded me of this thread...
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I'd recommend a nice firm zinfandel to go with the bacon, but since I've never had brains I cant recommend a wine to go with it.
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