Challenge to Rich: Can You Top This?

Good lord. Trying to determine the logic in this. Let's see...

-so many lung cancer patients are suffering due to this strike, that I thought I would increase my own chances of getting lung cancer... No couldn't be that.

-Uhh.. I'm really a closet smoker and this allows me to get attention in a sort of altruistic way... maybe

-I'm a putz? You be the judge.

Never smoked myself, but did try it once. I didn't inhale ;).
 
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