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Old 02-27-2010, 10:53 AM   #1
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Men- add 5 years onto your life with NO COST

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A German scientist proved if men stare at breasts 10 minutes per day, a man will live 5 years longer than if he does not.

I have no idea what happens if a woman looks at her own breasts.

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Old 02-27-2010, 11:28 AM   #2
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I don't know about at no cost. The cost could be pretty high if your wife or girlfriend gets upset seeing you staring at women's breasts

Having said that, my DW will always draw my attention if she things I'm missing the chance of a good oggle. She'll say someting like "Donkey Jackets* at 11 o'clock"



* many years ago we were watching a comedy on the BBC and a woman said "By heck, I'm so cold you could hang donkey jackets on my nipples"
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I'm surprised you guys have time to start threads and post. Donkey jackets!
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Ten minutes a day gives you five years....

I'm gonna live to 400.
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Ten minutes a day gives you five years....

I'm gonna live to 400.
And if you combine that with getting your Vitamin D from 10 minutes of sunshine... even longer.
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Oh boy. Got to get me breakfast over with and get out to save my heart.

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And if you combine that with getting your Vitamin D from 10 minutes of sunshine... even longer.
And what better place is there to view boobs than out in the sun?
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Ten minutes a day gives you five years....

I'm gonna live to 400.
Heck, I may live forever.
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ha, that's a good one! I'm a leg man, boobs don't do much for me.
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Does it have to be real life or can you use photos?
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And what better place is there to view boobs than out in the sun?
I've discovered that a girl can be pretty popular in the freezer section of the grocery store.
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I've discovered that a girl can be pretty popular in the freezer section of the grocery store.
My wife, when she was 19, was popular enough in the cantalope section of a Martha's Vineyard grocery, to have James Taylor ask her how to choose a good melon.

Location, location, location. She was the location, not the grocery store melon section. I expect to continue to have a longer life than many, but up until today I thought it was just good genes. Now I know the real reason. And I have an excuse.
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ha, that's a good one! I'm a leg man, boobs don't do much for me.
You are doomed. Start laying on the Life Insurance.
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I have no idea what happens if a woman looks at her own breasts.
I wrestle with my breasts more than I look at them.
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The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
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I think that this treatment should be covered by any good health insurance plan.
For example, there are a number of commercial establishments near me that offer this treatment. But there's a cover charge and a two-drink minimum.......
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Heck, I may live forever.
I WILL live forever........no exercise or eating right for me, just DAILY OBSERVATION.........
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