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Old 09-06-2016, 12:44 PM   #1
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OK men, Michigan State Scholar says old-guy sex can kill you

nypost.com/2016/09/06/old-people-sex-is-deadly-for-old-men/

Well gosh, I am really sorry to hear this, but at least it's healthy for our ladies.

Over-the-top guys!

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Old 09-06-2016, 01:00 PM   #2
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Well gosh, I am really sorry to hear this, but at least it's healthy for our ladies.

Over-the-top guys!

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"Come on, you sons-of-bitches, do you want to live forever?"
- Daniel Daly, USMC, 2-time MOH recipient, to the men of his company prior to charging German positions during the Battle of Belleau Wood.
"...well, no...But I would like to live to see 25 years old. Sir."
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Old 09-06-2016, 01:30 PM   #4
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Yea, but they die happy.
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I counter that argument with this, take your pick -

P.S. It helps if your sweetie's name is Rosemary.

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An Italian village credits a healthy diet and “rampant” sex for several of its community members living to see 100 years and older.
How To Live A Long Life? Sex, Mediterranean Diet Key To Longevity, Study Finds
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Old 09-06-2016, 02:35 PM   #7
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An old man comes to his doctor asking for help.

He says "Can you give me something to lower my sex drive? It's been driving me nuts".

His doctor says "Why, at your age, it's all in your head".

Our man replies "But that is exactly why I want it lowered".
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Another argument for "boy toys" for the ladies.

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Old 09-06-2016, 08:09 PM   #9
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And I imagine its even more deadly having old guy sex with a young woman. At least it was for Nelson Rockefeller....


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Stick to one at a time and you'll be golden.

Just make sure the one doesn't find out about the other or that messing around might really kill you.
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My doctor warned me about having sex with women so much younger that me. I said, Doc, I have to have sex with younger women. All the women my age are dead.

George Burns.

Ninety year old man with a 25 year old girlfriend was asked by his old friend "When you're with her at night .... aren't you worried about..... a heart attack? He said: "Hey, if she dies, she dies."

George Burns and many others
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I wouldn't know.
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Glad I'm not interested in old guys...
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