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Old 05-22-2016, 11:03 AM   #21
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Back to the study for a moment. I never wore a bra and my man-boobs are still quite "perky." YMMV
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Old 05-22-2016, 02:10 PM   #23
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By the way, what do training bras train?
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Old 05-22-2016, 09:31 PM   #24
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Man boobs to be perky.
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Old 05-22-2016, 10:01 PM   #25
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I tried to find something really saggy to get revenge on NW-Bound, but oh, my eyes - it's all porn!
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I found the original article:

French study suggests younger women should stop wearing bras - CBS News

The study looked at women age 18-35. The article clearly states that a woman age 45 who has always worn a bra should continue to do so.

I will continue to use a bra to support the girls.... Clothes fit better when my ta-tas are not sliding towards my belly button.
Well, they were wearing corsets before brassieres, so it's been centuries since western women went totally natural. This is conjecture and I'm not buying it until those free young ladies reach 60, and I probably won't be around to see it!
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I tried to find something really saggy to get revenge on NW-Bound, but oh, my eyes - it's all porn!
Revenge on me? I was just trying to teach people not to ask for photos. You would be on my side.

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OMG. I just thought about warning people not to ask for photos, so got back to this thread, but it already happened.

People just never learn.
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Did you see that? Doesn't everybody see that? Despite my repeated warnings... How can I have leniency again?

Should I do it, despite pleadings from people like rodi? I know some innocents may get hurt, but collateral damage is often unavoidable. Should I do it? Should I take a poll?
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Girls, to start (as young as possible) worrying about their looks and buying stuff related to their looks.

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it usually the moms who buy these things. Girls have no money.
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I remember it must have been 5th grade when a boy ran up behind me and pinched the back of my shirt and said he was trying to snap my bra strap but I wasn't wearing one! All of a sudden I HAD to get a bra, and insisted that my mom take me right away to the store. IIRC it was a AAA, so not exactly useful at the time.
But heaven forbid I not be properly attired the next time such shenanigans occurred on the playground.
Oh, I don't miss those times. At all.
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I remember it must have been 5th grade when a boy ran up behind me and pinched the back of my shirt and said he was trying to snap my bra strap but I wasn't wearing one! All of a sudden I HAD to get a bra, and insisted that my mom take me right away to the store. IIRC it was a AAA, so not exactly useful at the time.
But heaven forbid I not be properly attired the next time such shenanigans occurred on the playground.
Oh, I don't miss those times. At all.

Heh, that snapping is just boys practice for later mastery of unclasping a woman's bra with one hand's fingers.
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I remember it must have been 5th grade when a boy ran up behind me and pinched the back of my shirt and said he was trying to snap my bra strap but I wasn't wearing one! All of a sudden I HAD to get a bra, and insisted that my mom take me right away to the store. IIRC it was a AAA, so not exactly useful at the time.
But heaven forbid I not be properly attired the next time such shenanigans occurred on the playground.
Oh, I don't miss those times. At all.
That took me back to junior high and these brilliant bra quips by the boys:

"Are you a turtle?" right before the above-mentioned snap, "because you go snap."

"Vertebrae, vertabrae, vertabrae, vertabra, vertabrae...." while counting down on the spinal cord.

Some girls upped the annoyance factor by then ripping the locker loop out of the backs of the boys' oxford shirts.
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That took me back to junior high and these brilliant bra quips by the boys:

"Are you a turtle?"
Well, what is the correct answer?
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Old 05-24-2016, 01:27 PM   #34
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The DGF got some implants. Rock solid. What God made good, man can perfect. 100% silicone, the Cadillac of implants.

Never underestimate the ability of new parts to make old parts better.

Here are a couple of pictures of them, as requested by several.

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More school kid jokes, these for the concave and convex:

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Well I'm glad it is not swollen knees as I first suspected..
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Being almost 2 years younger than everyone else in class, and not even wearing a training bra, I looked on these rites with bemusement. For example, some girls took some boys' jackets and ran off with them in order to make the boys chase them. If they like each other, I thought, why are they being mean to each other?

I had so much to learn.

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That took me back to junior high and these brilliant bra quips by the boys:

"Are you a turtle?" right before the above-mentioned snap, "because you go snap."

"Vertebrae, vertabrae, vertabrae, vertabra, vertabrae...." while counting down on the spinal cord.

Some girls upped the annoyance factor by then ripping the locker loop out of the backs of the boys' oxford shirts.
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This thread is still going? Who would have thought that unsupported bosoms had so much, erm, support?
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This thread is still going? Who would have thought that unsupported bosoms had so much, erm, support?
Quite uplifting, isn't it?
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