zits in the dumbest places

lazygood4nothinbum · 05-02-2008, 02:03 PM

i was gonna post this in the getting old sucks category but the closest i could find is health.

i gotta zit right on my eyelid. what's up with that? did you ever try to squeeze your eyelid? i'm using proactiv products which seems to be slowly working but it's one of those deep tissue eyelid zits. something tells me this ain't gonna help get me laid.

so what's next in the aging process? my face gonna fall off? this sucks.

Puzzley · 05-02-2008, 02:25 PM

I've had a few of those, one recently, and usually in places I can't mention.....

Notmuchlonger · 05-02-2008, 02:29 PM

Put a hot cloth on your eye. Might bring it to the surface faster..lol

dex · 05-02-2008, 04:56 PM

Herpes?

Coach · 05-02-2008, 05:46 PM

When I was a teenager I dreamed of the day when I would be too old for zits.

40 years later, I'm still waiting.

Coach

**Rich_in_Tampa** · 05-02-2008, 07:44 PM

Is this a great board or what?

Notmuchlonger · 05-02-2008, 07:45 PM

Thats exactly what I was thinking. Im hoping we get a few boil discussions. Those tend to be juicy.

packrat44 · 05-02-2008, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Notmuchlonger

Thats exactly what I was thinking. Im hoping we get a few boil discussions. Those tend to be juicy.

This forum is full of people with sick humor. That is one of the reasons I like it so much.

lazygood4nothinbum · 05-02-2008, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Notmuchlonger

Put a hot cloth on your eye. Might bring it to the surface faster..lol

edit: put a hot compress on your eye. it will bring the pimple to a head.

anyway, i tried to get a picture of my eyelid zit to post but it doesn't show up even on the new digital so i guess it's not such a big deal, probably only obvious to, um, my eye.

Notmuchlonger · 05-03-2008, 12:40 AM

Probably alright. Most people wont stare at your eyelid. I had a sty before. Ya that was fun.

Ronstar · 05-03-2008, 05:22 AM

Go to a dermatologist. He'll give you some pills for that.

newguy88 · 05-03-2008, 10:01 AM

Drink some good scotch it will help.

citrine · 05-03-2008, 01:14 PM

Hey.....it maybe a great pickup line.....ask the girl if she sees anything on your eye....as she leans in....you can gaze seductively in her eyes....see what happens!

Redbugdave · 05-06-2008, 07:56 AM

Or maybe wear an eyepatch! Great way to meet women since it looks so cool. Once the zit heals, you can swap eyes to see if any notice.

I don't know...you don't know what to expect when surfing these threads...

HFWR · 05-06-2008, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redbugdave

Or maybe wear an eyepatch!

Arrrrr...

Is it "talk like a pirate day" again?

StJohnsWood · 05-12-2008, 06:46 AM

Speaking of zits in strange places, does anyone besides me get them in the inside of your nose. That has to be one of the most painful things. You touch your nose and the tears start.

lazygood4nothinbum · 05-12-2008, 01:28 PM

yes, right at the entrance. haven't had one in a long time but it is nothing to sneeze at.

enigma-2 · 05-14-2008, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazygood4nothinbum

so what's next in the aging process? my face gonna fall off? this sucks.

Doesn't actually fall off, but it does sag a little ........

bubba · 05-17-2008, 02:17 PM

I have a zit in my ear, and my entire ear is sore.... Yessir' wrinkles and zits -

05-02-2008, 02:03 PM	#1
lazygood4nothinbum Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,163	zits in the dumbest places i was gonna post this in the getting old sucks category but the closest i could find is health. i gotta zit right on my eyelid. what's up with that? did you ever try to squeeze your eyelid? i'm using proactiv products which seems to be slowly working but it's one of those deep tissue eyelid zits. something tells me this ain't gonna help get me laid. so what's next in the aging process? my face gonna fall off? this sucks. __________________ "life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages."~~mark twain - letter to edward kimmitt 1901

05-02-2008, 02:25 PM	#2
Puzzley Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 150	I've had a few of those, one recently, and usually in places I can't mention..... __________________ Carpe Diem, Vita Brevis

05-02-2008, 02:29 PM	#3
Notmuchlonger Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,840	Put a hot cloth on your eye. Might bring it to the surface faster..lol __________________ But there's booze in the blender, And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

05-02-2008, 04:56 PM	#4
dex Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,174	Herpes? __________________ Sometimes death is not as tragic as not knowing how to live. This man knew how to live--and how to make others glad they were living. - Jack Benny at Nat King Cole's funeral

05-02-2008, 07:44 PM	#6
Rich_in_Tampa Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Tampa Posts: 4,889	Is this a great board or what? __________________ Rich Tampa, FL (10% retired) As if you didn't know..If the above message happens to contain medical content, it's NOT intended as advice, and may not be accurate, applicable or sufficient. Don't rely on it for any medical purpose whatsoever. Consult your own doctor for all medical advice.

05-02-2008, 05:46 PM	#5
Coach Full time employment: Posting here. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado, USA Posts: 582	When I was a teenager I dreamed of the day when I would be too old for zits. 40 years later, I'm still waiting. Coach

05-02-2008, 07:45 PM	#7
Notmuchlonger Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,840	Thats exactly what I was thinking. Im hoping we get a few boil discussions. Those tend to be juicy. __________________ But there's booze in the blender, And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

05-03-2008, 12:40 AM	#10
Notmuchlonger Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,840	Probably alright. Most people wont stare at your eyelid. I had a sty before. Ya that was fun. __________________ But there's booze in the blender, And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

05-03-2008, 05:22 AM	#11
Ronstar Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 380	Go to a dermatologist. He'll give you some pills for that.

05-03-2008, 10:01 AM	#12
newguy88 Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,119	Drink some good scotch it will help.

05-03-2008, 01:14 PM	#13
citrine Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 406	Hey.....it maybe a great pickup line.....ask the girl if she sees anything on your eye....as she leans in....you can gaze seductively in her eyes....see what happens!

05-06-2008, 07:56 AM	#14
Redbugdave Dryer sheet aficionado Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 33	Or maybe wear an eyepatch! Great way to meet women since it looks so cool. Once the zit heals, you can swap eyes to see if any notice. I don't know...you don't know what to expect when surfing these threads... __________________ "If your sport does not put grease, blood, or dirt under your fingernails, then it's just a game!"

05-12-2008, 06:46 AM	#16
StJohnsWood Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 107	Speaking of zits in strange places, does anyone besides me get them in the inside of your nose. That has to be one of the most painful things. You touch your nose and the tears start.

05-12-2008, 01:28 PM	#17
lazygood4nothinbum Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,163	yes, right at the entrance. haven't had one in a long time but it is nothing to sneeze at. __________________ "life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages."~~mark twain - letter to edward kimmitt 1901

05-17-2008, 02:17 PM	#19
bubba Dryer sheet aficionado Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 38	I have a zit in my ear, and my entire ear is sore.... Yessir' wrinkles and zits -

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