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Old 04-01-2015, 01:27 PM   #1
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Spirit Airlines announces "Spirit Superiority"

Just announced, Spirit Airlines has a new boarding procedure. Spirit

1. Gluten-free customers
2. Members of the Illuminati
3. Those with O-negative blood type
4. Lauries
5. Steves
6. Squirrels
7. Secessionists
8. Men with Low T
9. Canadian royalty
10. People who eat kale
11. Business-in-the-front-party-in-the-back Class
12. Everyone else
Can't be any worse than how they do it now ..

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Old 04-01-2015, 01:59 PM   #2
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Good marketing but I would happily pay a premium to take any other carrier over Spirit.

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Old 04-01-2015, 02:06 PM   #3
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Here's the new WestJet boarding procedure:

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