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You're surprised that most Merkins quoted by the media are clueless? I am not.
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That's been switched to "Hey, Bubba, hold my beer and film this!"
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Have they decided whether crude oil is a renewable-ish source or not? That whole "our cars sip from the powdered bones of dinosaurs" thing was always hard to swallow.
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Udder disaster...
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Here's my projection: As the world's population continues to grow and distribute itself across the earth, energy and food will become more expensive despite technological advances in producing them and conservation efforts to use less per capita. ![]()
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Worst short sci-fi story ever.
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I guess this calls for a PRIME GRADE A SONG by the GREAT Merle Haggard - Are the Good Times Really Over
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This is how they roll in Texas..cows that is
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It reminds me of the COWMAN from N.J. cbs3.com - N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows Does anybody know what the price of gas is in NJ? GOD BLESS US ALL ![]()
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I think this thread is likely at the "Let's all moan" stage, but in case some are still around who are interested in the crude and petroleum products markets here is a good article:
http://biz.yahoo.com/cnbc/080506/24486214.html Ha
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What a man of your status does not appreciate cows with guns and chickens with choppers? Im slightly saddened. Ah well such is life. ![]()
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I tried to "steer" this topic off course...
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You guys are great. They say laughing is good for the health, so whatever good health I might have I owe in large part to the funsters around here.
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Speaking of laughter. Anyone ever check out the quotes on Mark Twain. That guy amazes me to think of such things. Im not a fan or anything but geez he has a load of stuff.
Well ok ok ok . A slight fan. How can you not like this.. "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please"
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Haha's just in a bad moood.
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