- About Bestwifeever
- BWE ("Feever" to her friends) secretly drives the big rigs in her pretend life, following her less imaginative lower-level career in publishing and RE at 55. Her grown children, tired of hearing BWE ask "Do you see any other children behaving like you are?" have stayed out of the more recent arrests and altercations news columns. Her spouse really does call her the best wife ever, at least whenever she asks him to.
- Everything will be monkey in the end. If it's not monkey, it's not the end.