For T-Al...

[Cb]

...if you're gonna play 'em, PLAY 'EM!!!

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[TromboneAl]

How do you know if the stage is level?

The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

 

[HFWR]

How do you know if the stage is level?

The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

How can you tell if a drummer's at the door?

The knocking changes speed...

 

[TromboneAl]

Why does the drummer leave his drumsticks on the dashboard?

So he can park in the handicapped spots.

 

[BigBob]

Why does the drummer leave his drumsticks on the dashboard?

So he can park in the handicapped spots.

Sorry, but... T-Al, can you please explain this one?

 

[laurence]

Sorry, but... T-Al, can you please explain this one?

Methinks it's "proof of qualification" i.e. no handicap placard needed, we see the drumsticks...

 

[TromboneAl]

Quote:
Originally Posted by TromboneAl
Why does the drummer leave his drumsticks on the dashboard?

So he can park in the handicapped spots.

Sorry, but... T-Al, can you please explain this one?

Drummers are generally believed to be mentally handicapped. Cop sees the drumsticks, knows that he deserves to park in the handicapped spot.

 

[HFWR]

Drummers are generally believed to be mentally handicapped. Cop sees the drumsticks, knows that he deserves to park in the handicapped spot.

But should be immediately arrested for DUI...

 

[devo]

Fun

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend??

Homeless

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