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haha 02-19-2009 03:47 PM

Kissing-Let's Hear It From The Ladies
 
Secret Behind Wet Kisses With More 'Tongue Action' Revealed

Do long, passionate, wet, tongue kisses turn you on or turn you off?

I offer this topic only as a board service, to be a distraction from the bad markets.

Ha

Moemg 02-19-2009 04:33 PM

I think I 'm more turned on by " You relax , I'll cook dinner tonight "

Purron 02-19-2009 05:02 PM

For me, it's a loving kiss followed by a foot massage. My DH is the master of this fine art:smitten:

ziggy29 02-19-2009 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moemg (Post 785932)
I think I 'm more turned on by " You relax , I'll cook dinner tonight "

I guess that explains the popularity of the calendars that show well-chiseled men with washboard abs cooking and vacuuming and doing the dishes....

Alan 02-19-2009 05:15 PM

from the article
Quote:

"Men see kissing early in a relationship directly as a step to copulation," she said.

I would have thought that men see everything that happens in a relationship as a step to copulation :whistling:

ziggy29 02-19-2009 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alan (Post 785949)
I would have thought that men see everything that happens in a relationship as a step to copulation :whistling:

You missed the word *directly*. In other words, you can go straight from first base to home plate without touching second or third...

kumquat 02-19-2009 05:30 PM

Second? Third?

Alan 02-19-2009 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggy29 (Post 785952)
You missed the word *directly*. In other words, you can go straight from first base to home plate without touching second or third...

... and we consider foreplay to be shouting "brace yourself!"

crazy connie 02-19-2009 05:40 PM

I get grossed out by the sloppies these days. Perhaps that is because my current partner needs Tic Tacs and is an English Bulldog.

I need to get out there and try this kissing stuff again.:-*

Amethyst 02-19-2009 05:40 PM

Mr. Ha, can we not turn our backs on you for one second?? ....any kiss is fine with the guy I love (and he's freshly washed, shaved, and smells even better than usual). In fact I will follow him into the bathroom at shower time, and lurk near the shower stall so I can get that just-washed smell...mmm.

Sometimes I will follow him into the shower stall but that's another story (and you ain't gettin' it >:D :whistling: ).

Janet H 02-19-2009 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggy29 (Post 785945)
I guess that explains the popularity of the calendars that show well-chiseled men with washboard abs cooking and vacuuming and doing the dishes....


:facepalm:

So that's what they were doing with the electrolux and olive oil. Now it makes sense.

W2R 02-19-2009 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amethyst (Post 785962)
....any kiss is fine with the guy I love

Hear, hear! I second that. Any type of kiss is fine as long as the man kissing me is Frank. :smitten:

Sex is not just a matter of physical expertise and technique, and neither is kissing. A kiss is just phenomenal when both people really mean it.

On the other hand, if Frank gave me really sloppy wet cold kisses (which he doesn't), we might have a heart to heart.

bbbamI 02-19-2009 06:13 PM

Slowly he moved toward this woman; her head tilted while slow, deep breaths came from her open mouth. Placing his mouth firmly on hers, he coaxed her to relax and open wider. She complied. Extending his tongue, he probed deeper and explored her like no man had ever done before.....
(copyright 2009...bbbamI) :)
Umm, so yeah...the heroine in my story loves passionate kisses....;)

Cattusbabe 02-19-2009 06:27 PM

YouTube - Bull Durham's "I Believe In..." speech



Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the [moderator edit], the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
[pause]





What he said.

Moemg 02-19-2009 06:46 PM

I once had a guy lick my face . Yuk !!!!!

haha 02-19-2009 06:55 PM

Oh my oh my, I think there is a kingdom in the sky. And everynight there's a happy hour with all you sweet mommas. Well drinks $1! Nice fried hors d'oeuvres $3 for a generous plate!

Instead of harps and violins there'll be a Hammond and drums and sweet saxophones. Plenty to eat, plenty to drink and lots of slow dancin'.

And for you that like it that way, table service and cleanup will be by Chippendales. :)

Almighty be praised!

Ha

Bestwifeever 02-19-2009 07:05 PM

I have to admit that kissing makes me laugh. I wonder if I can get into a study for that.

freebird5825 02-19-2009 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haha (Post 785918)
Do long, passionate, wet, tongue kisses turn you on or turn you off?

Before I answer, I need a clarification...
Are we talking about my Northern or Southern Hemisphere ?
Or shall we meet at the Equator and the man can just ask me for directions? ;)

Rich_by_the_Bay 02-19-2009 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazy connie (Post 785961)
Perhaps that is because my current partner needs Tic Tacs and is an English Bulldog.

I need to get out there and try this kissing stuff again.:-*

:laugh::laugh:

Bulldog, eh?

dex 02-19-2009 07:48 PM

You are trying to understand women - impossible.
I've knew woman who liked men's stubble, nibbles on her ear and other stuff that got her going very easily. Then I've knew a woman who didn't like any of those things and was ... very difficult to get to turn over.


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