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Orchidflower 05-10-2010 06:26 AM

Elvis died of....constipation?
 
FOXNews.com - EXCLUSIVE: Elvis Presley's Doctor Claims He Died of an 'Embarrassing' Case of Chronic Constipation


'Nuff said?

Leonidas 05-10-2010 06:29 AM

It was all of those peanut butter and banana sandwiches he ate - blocked him up better than concrete.

IndependentlyPoor 05-10-2010 06:32 AM

FOXNews.com - EXCLUSIVE
:whistling:
Nuff said

REWahoo 05-10-2010 06:35 AM

My first reaction was "No shirt?"

CuppaJoe 05-10-2010 06:42 AM

He had a large plate of B A C O N this morning at the Red Dog Diner.

Bestwifeever 05-10-2010 07:51 AM

So Elvis's own doctor (the source of the story) overlooked this incredibly rare and symptomless condition that's impossible to treat? What a moron.

ziggy29 05-10-2010 07:53 AM

This tells you all you need to know here:

Quote:

He recently released the book “The King and Dr. Nick” about his time with The King, and his theory on the death that shocked America.
Just a ploy to sell books.

travelover 05-10-2010 09:47 AM

There is no way that I believe this. Every one knows that Elvis still alive...........somewhere. ;D

powerplay 05-10-2010 10:13 AM

Hmmm, sounds like a new round of jokes are about to surface. Elvis has left the bathroom!

Surely the author doesn't think reading about constipation is going to sell his book, or does he?

FinanceDude 05-10-2010 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by powerplay (Post 935069)
Hmmm, sounds like a new round of jokes are about to surface. Elvis has left the bathroom!

Surely the author doesn't think reading about constipation is going to sell his book, or does he?

Actually, I think he's SOL.............:rofl:

Dawg52 05-10-2010 10:55 AM

Actually, I always heard Elvis was into power dumping.

http://bp1.blogger.com/_u3lFqBksmrE/...uI/s400/00.jpg

Westernskies 05-10-2010 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IndependentlyPoor (Post 934989)
FOXNews.com - EXCLUSIVE
:whistling:
Nuff said

Late breaking update, they plagarized the story from Rachel Maddow.
Nuff said...;D

Westernskies 05-10-2010 11:21 AM

Done in by a hunka,a hunka, burning love? :nonono:

powerplay 05-10-2010 11:38 AM

Oh my, now I'm ROFL at all these jokes. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

bbbamI 05-10-2010 11:51 AM

It has been widely reported that Elvis Presley died in 1977 from cardiac arrhythmia, an irregular heartbeat, possibly brought on by drug dependency, obesity and a weak heart. But the music legend's longtime friend and physician, Dr. George “Nick” Nichopoulos, has put pen to paper for the first time and revealed his belief that it was chronic constipation that actually killed the King of Rock and Roll.

Yeah right...a 'friend'. :rolleyes:

I hope the good 'Dr Nick' gets hit by a flying turd.

easysurfer 05-10-2010 02:11 PM

Who said a bad case of constipation and a heart attack had to be mutually exclusive. Didn't they find him dead in the bathroom trying to do the deed? Coincidence or correlation?

ziggy29 05-10-2010 02:28 PM

Am I really supposed to give a crap?

mn54 05-10-2010 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dawg52 (Post 935091)
Actually, I always heard Elvis was into power dumping.

http://bp1.blogger.com/_u3lFqBksmrE/...uI/s400/00.jpg

Can I get a print of this in velvet?

freebird5825 05-10-2010 03:17 PM

NOW I know why he was able to get away with wearing all those white jumpsuits. :whistling:

Amethyst 05-10-2010 04:23 PM

...with friends like that one, who needs an enema?...:laugh: :hide:

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbbamI (Post 935122)
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Yeah right...a 'friend'. :rolleyes:

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