Don't do this - Part 3

[DblDoc]

Local News | Man accidentally shoots himself in testicles | Seattle Times Newspaper

You don't have to die to eliminate yourself from the gene pool. Just shoot your testicles off instead....

DD

 

[REWahoo]

The headline says he shot himself in testicles but the article said it was in Lowe's Home Improvement Store? Oh well, I suppose it really doesn't matter where it happened since he obviously won't have the balls to do it again.

Yeah, it's lame -

 

[W2R]

Somehow I keep thinking of Darwin....

 

[bbbamI]

YouTube - Jerry Lee Lewis Great Balls of Fire - Rock

 

[Purron]

Interesting article in a link below the "testicle story"

Local News | Long Beach woman who lived frugal lifestyle leaves behind $4.5M | Seattle Times Newspaper

 

[MasterBlaster]

The headline says he shot himself in testicles but the article said it was in Lowe's Home Improvement Store? Oh well, I suppose it really doesn't matter where it happened since he obviously won't have the balls to do it again.

Yeah, it's lame -

Did the incident occur in the plumbing department or over by the tools ?

 

[FinanceDude]

I heard he was conflicted as to whether to shoot off the ball or the chain on his ball and chain.........

 

[W2R]

I cannot IMAGINE why a man would carry a gun tucked into the waistband of his pants like that. Yet people do that all the time. I guess they think the safety mechanism will protect them. I don't know enough about guns to know if that is a reasonable expectation or not, but apparently in this case it wasn't. I think it's safe to generalize that nobody really wants to shoot himself in the testicle.

If I were inclined to carry a gun, I sure wouldn't choose to carry it by tucking it into my bra.

 

[MasterBlaster]

If I were inclined to carry a gun, I sure wouldn't choose to carry it by tucking it into my bra.

perhaps you need an Austin Powers fembot device for personal protection.

 

[W2R]

Yikes!!!

 

[Texas Proud]

perhaps you need an Austin Powers fembot device for personal protection.

Just curious about the recoil... might pop them puppies

 

[MasterBlaster]

Dr. Evil likes girls of this caliber !

YouTube - Austin Powers Movie Scene: FemBots

 

[Leonidas]

I cannot IMAGINE why a man would carry a gun tucked into the waistband of his pants like that.

It's actually a very good place, but one should use a holster to protect the trigger.

 

[Nords]

... but one should use a holster to protect the trigger.

We're still talking about the firearm, right?

 

[MasterBlaster]

but one should use a holster to protect the trigger

As long as they are loaded...

 

[calmloki]

Re above, Thunderwear. Thunderwear, The Ultimate in Concealed Gun Holsters Strikes me that unless one is a well practiced Al Bundy type that fishing out one's gat might be a little tricky. "Now just you wait till ah git mah gun"... Running gun battle ensues with one party hopping with pants around his ankles...

In the white-collar bad idea realm, try this:
British Airways red-faced over faux image of Bin Laden boarding pass - Yahoo! News

 

[Cattusbabe]

As long as they are loaded...

Awww. Some one loves her Boo so much she knitted him a cozy. And its pink. Now that's secure.

 

[rsokel]

Did you ever think his intention was to protect the family jewels
hey you protect a bank vault you put an armed guard in front ,,,right?

 

[Leonidas]

We're still talking about the firearm, right?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Unlike the soft leather holster that somebody posted, which are dangerous things to own, I find a hard molded plastic holster works very well. I own this particular one (with a smaller frame Glock), made by one of my former co-workers who has since gone on to form his own holster company.