Leonidas
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
I guess citizens perceive cops as having big egos, but I know that cops think that narcs have huge egos, and I was a narc for almost half my career. My ego wasn't the biggest, but it was oversized.Gosh, Leonidas, don't most Cops have a huge ego? That's been my experience. I don't mean that as a put-down by any means as I really have enjoyed my relationships with the few policemen I've known.
One of my bosses promised me my choice of new cars if I could pull off something everyone thought impossible. I did it and chose the most expensive thing I could find in the GSA catalog - a Ford Expedition. It was the first or second year it was available and it was the biggest thing around. I got it in black, 4-wheel drive and limo tinted windows. When it was delivered I caught my boss, my secretary, some of my peers and subordinates all standing around it in the garage.
I've been in remission for years, but you never are really cured.My boss: Why did he want something this big?
My secretary: So he could haul his ego around.
Three other people at the same time: He better get a trailer!