Site Maintenance July 28

[Janet H]

Due to preventive maintenance the forum may be offline starting July 28, 2011 starting at 1:01 EDT (5:01 GMT). This maintenance window is scheduled for 2 hours but the hope is that it will be no more than 30 minutes.

We are apologize for any inconvenience.

 

[REWahoo]

I'll be sure to set my alarm to verify you don't take longer than 2 hours...

 

[Bestwifeever]

Janet, please fix the debt ceiling while you're at it.

 

[REWahoo]

Janet, please fix the debt ceiling while you're at it.

And if you can't get that done, see if you can at least 'fix' some of our reps in DC. I'll chip in to help pay the vet bill...

 

[pimpmyretirement]

Thanks to the server admins for keeping this place running smoothly. I know it takes more work than most people realize.

 

[Purron]

And if you can't get that done, see if you can at least 'fix' some of our reps in DC. I'll chip in to help pay the vet bill...

Maybe the Bob Barker Foundation can help.

‪barker.wmv‬‏ - YouTube

 

[Janet H]

I'll be sure to set my alarm to verify you don't take longer than 2 hours...

Umm... ok, but I have to warn you that if yer going to look over my shoulder, you need to bring hot chocolate and an open mind. I wear sometimes wear PJ's that time of night....

Janet, please fix the debt ceiling while you're at it.

No problem. Would you like that ceiling white-washed, plastered or suspended?

And if you can't get that done, see if you can at least 'fix' some of our reps in DC. I'll chip in to help pay the vet bill...

Are you sure you can afford that? Spay and neuter fees are waaaaay up in the last few years

Note to mods: I apologize for the potentially inflammatory political comment, but he started it

 

[KingB]

Oh no! What am I going to do?

 

[braumeister]

I'll be sure to set my alarm to verify you don't take longer than 2 hours...

New Hourly Rates
$65.00 per hour
$75.00 per hour if you watch
$85.00 per hour if you ask questions
$100.00 per hour if you help
$125.00 per hour if you say "it's an easy job"
$135.00 per hour if you complain
$150.00 per hour if you did the job, then called us to fix it

 

[Bestwifeever]

No problem. Would you like that ceiling white-washed, plastered or suspended?

All of the above--and go ahead and get it started now and you can finish it in stages.

 

[MichaelB]

And if you can't get that done, see if you can at least 'fix' some of our reps in DC. I'll chip in to help pay the vet bill...

That is so disrespectful ... to vets.

Are you sure you can afford that? Spay and neuter fees are waaaaay up in the last few years

You can't spay or neuter parasites.

I'm feeling a bit cynical today but trying hard to keep it to myself.