Sex after FIRE ?

[frayne]

Just wanted to see how many views I would get.

Although I seriously hope you'll are enjoying the pleasure of the flesh.

 

[Walt34]

There is more time for a lot of things....

 

[imoldernu]

Well...

When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste:
Then can I drown an eye, unus'd to flow,
For precious friends hid in death's dateless night,
And weep afresh love's long since cancell'd woe,
And moan the expense of many a vanish'd sight:
Then can I grieve at grievances foregone,
And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er
The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan,
Which I new pay as if not paid before.
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restor'd and sorrows end.

 

[travelover]

After FIRE? I didn't know there was sex after marriage! (jk)

 

[Alan]

Sex after FIRE?

Same as before FIRE, I'm still male and DW is still female.

 

[steelyman]

One of your fellow members appears to think about it a lot.

 

[ls99]

The old story of hungry piggies dreaming of acorns.

 

[Badger]

Ooooooo, I'll have a few more acorns please.

Cheers!

 

[redduck]

Maybe this thread should be merged with this thread:

"Things we can't do anymore"

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[Letj]

Reason to FIRE early.


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[kgtest]

I hear the Villages in Florida has some of the higher STD rates...believe all those folks are retired.

 

[bjorn2bwild]

I hear the Villages in Florida has some of the higher STD rates...believe all those folks are retired.

Sex after fire is one thing, if you have fire after sex call a urologist ......or maybe a marriage counselor.

 

[pb4uski]

Sex after FIRE

Good idea.

 

[brewer12345]

Maybe this thread should be merged with this thread:

"Things we can't do anymore"

You'll know you are old when your spouse says, "let's run upstairs and make love" and your answer is "honey, I cannot do both."

 

[Rick_Head]

My Firecalc plan allows me to live a long time. It ends when I die in bed at 103, shot by a jealous husband.

 

[freebird5825]

Turn up the air conditioner and make sure the windows are closed

 

[HFWR]

I haven't had any in so long I forget who gets tied up...

 

[papadad111]

Sex after fire is one thing, if you have fire after sex call a urologist ......or maybe a marriage counselor.

+1

 

[Khan]

I haven't had any in so long I forget who gets tied up...

Whatever.
(Whoever?)

 

[Khan]

The Little Old Lady in Lavender Silk


I was seventy-seven, come August,
I shall shortly be losing my bloom;
I've experienced zephyr and raw gust
And (symbolical) flood and simoom.

When you come to this time of abatement,
To this passing from Summer to Fall,
It is manners to issue a statement
As to what you got out of it all.

So I'll say, though reflection unnerves me
And pronouncements I dodge as I can,
That I think (if my memory serves me)
There was nothing more fun than a man!

In my youth, when the crescent was too wan
To embarrass with beams from above,
By the aid of some local Don Juan
I fell into the habit of love.

And I learned how to kiss and be merry –– an
Education left better unsung.
My neglect of the waters Pierian
Was a scandal, when Grandma was young.

Though the shabby unbalanced the splendid,
And the bitter outmeasured the sweet,
I should certainly do as I then did,
Were I given the chance to repeat.

For contrition is hollow and wraithful,
And regret is no part of my plan,
And I think (if my memory's faithful)
There was nothing more fun than a man!

~ Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)

 

[tfudtuckerpucker]

I don't know about fire, but if you smoke after sex, you really ought to slow down a bit.

 

[scrinch]

I don't know about fire, but if you smoke after sex, you really ought to slow down a bit.

And check the lubrication system.

 

[UpAnchor]

I hear the Villages in Florida has some of the higher STD rates...believe all those folks are retired.

Retired or not, they may be suffering from "one more something" syndrome. (OM_?)


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