Gift to someone being promoted

Lakewood90712

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Went to a going away party , for someone at my former workplace, being promoted from supervision to first level management.

Was driving to the restaurant, and passed a sporting goods store. My inner devious sob trait kicked in >:D, went around the block, to the sporting goods store and bought a special gift. Half assed gift warped it and went to the luncheon.

Some cards were presented, then I present this poor soul with the gift , to a roar of laughter :

A Snake Bite Kit .

She is going to need it at the viper den she is being sent to .
 
That's a good one, made my LOL!!! Those snakes are more venomous the higher one gets in an organization.
 
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