I've given up on old classic rock acts... burned too many times... 
A Frenchman, and Greek, and a Jew were walking down the street, when suddenly a city bus swerved out-of-control, striking the threesome, killing them all.
When the three arrived at the Pearly Gates, they all cried and moaned about being too young to die, etc., until finally, exhausted from their incessant whing, St. Peter agreed to send them back to Earth. There was a catch, however, in that each would have to give up their biggest vice. They all agreed, so, poof, they were returned to Earth.
As they proceeded down the sidewalk, the Frenchman noticed a small cafe, where patrons were sipping wine and smoking cigarettes. He walked to the window to peak in, then, poof, he vanished.
The Greek and the Jew looked at each other, shrugged, and continued down the street. As they turned a corner, the Jew noticed a $100 bill on the ground. Eyeing it briefly, he bent over to pick it up.
Poof, the Greek disappeared...
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