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Re: Retirement jobs
Old 01-01-2007, 12:46 PM   #11
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Originally Posted by Sundance Kid
How about, being the Executioner, for the State Prison System? Probably, only have to work a few days a month. (Unless it's Texas.)
In Illinois you'd be either retired or unemployed...Our former Crook...er, I mean Governor put an end to executions. He was afraid they might execute him an innocent soul.

I think I'll move to Texas....according to Ron White (Blue Collar Tour) they put in an express lane for executions! I LIKE!!!

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Originally Posted by AltaRed
Yeah, but how do you respond to the question... "what do you do for a living?"
"I execute justice!"
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