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In Illinois you'd be either retired or unemployed...Our former Crook...er, I mean Governor put an end to executions. He was afraid they might execute him an innocent soul.
I think I'll move to Texas....according to Ron White (Blue Collar Tour) they put in an express lane for executions! I LIKE!!!
"I execute justice!"
I'm a license plate inspector!
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I'm looking for a position as a lap dance inspector. I think that's a job that I can really get up for. 
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
In dire need of: faster horses, younger woman, older whiskey, more money.
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