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Originally Posted by saluki9
Age: 30
Occupation: Portfolio Manager
Base Salary: .0389% of Assets under management
Bonus: We have good coffee in our office, my commute is 10 minutes, my wife is hotter than I deserve (oh and we get cash too)
Monthly Expenses: About $6,000 after tax
Net Worth: $XXX,121.65 ($XX1,125.01 if I include my Golden Retriever)
Stuff: A fun company car, a nice little toy car for sunny days like yesterday, a decent camera setup (Canon 30D), and a fridge full of good beer.
Genital size: Average (but my wife tells me not to worry)
Boobie size: Probably too big, I need to stop drinking all that beer.
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... and a sense of humor I never knew you had  .
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Rich
Tampa, FL (ESR-bound. Really. I mean it. Seriously.)
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