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A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!" At the next bed the next patient also...

I have 4 bicycles, 3 motorcycles and a 300zx Twin Turbo with a T-top in my garages. So yeah, topless works for me.

Another way to look at it: The maximum foodstamp benefit is around $200/person/month and most foodstamp recipients are overweighted.

Like most, I have little respect for people who seek hand-outs when they don't really need it. But everything is relative: I have nothing but contempt for the doctors who take advantage of our medicare/medicaid system by coaxing their elderly, fearful and less-educated patients to come to them...

Everything is relative. Picture allegedly taken in San Antonio not too long ago.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl? A cock that stays up all night!

One day a man dies and winds up in Hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil. "Why so glum?" Satan asks. "Why do you think? I'm in Hell!" the man responds. "Hell's not so bad," Satan says. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"...

A young man went to the pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak to the pharmacist. "That's me" she replied. "My sister and I have been pharmacists for 45 years, and there's nothing we ain't heard. So, what's the problem?" The man explained sheepishly "I...

A WOMAN'S FOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS A mink in the closet A Jaguar in the garage A tiger in the bedroom And an ass to pay for it all!

A guy decides to build a brick fence in front of his house but isn't sure how many pallets of bricks he'll need. So he calls his neighbor, who recently built a similar-size brick fence. "Steve," he says: "I'm building a fence the same size as yours. How many pallets of bricks did you get?"...

Don't mess with it. It's not broken.

That happened to my son too on his way back from London. He loved it.

No kidding. Yesterday I went to an open house to see a 1 bedroom apartment on the 29th floor around Queen & Cooke (about 1/2 mile from downtown Honolulu). The living area is about 800sf + a 250sf lanai (why not just call it a balcony?) Asking price 550K, plus $800/mth for condo fee and...

Or a even a landlord.