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two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar...

Cojones is the wrong part to be thinking with...come on in the water's fine!

I can't think of anything to add...so I'll PUNT.

At least your still kickin' with that new knee - how's it goin?

I too got discouraged. Then I went fishing and even though I didn't catch anything I wasn't discouraged about retirement anymore. Capise?

Sad, very sad. Glad that good will triumph evil eventually. Keep that thought.

Way to go! Besides, all the good spots under the bridge are already taken...

+1 Almost all SS articles ignore this new scenario. Lazy journalism!

Buy the cheapest house in the best neighborhood you can afford that has a superior school district.

I vigorously disagree. No way this is the last rant.

So all these years Mr. Peanut has been running a shell game?

Some people in Texas as as backwards as lleh.

Only 3 in college? Did your wife not let you touch her for a year?

The title of this thread is incorrect. Should be dog off leash owner problem.

OMY OMY OMY OMY OMY OMY OMY. Time will finish the job (croak!).

Dudley Do-Right. (Theme music playing in my head).

Aw shucks, it's after six o'clock. And I refuse to text.

Told 'ya.

Spend the days helping those you like at work be successful.

With so many low information 401K investors, when the market goes down a bit they sell, sell. sell. The rich fleece the poor, its always been that way!

Love our Tempurpedic! My side will last at least 1/3 longer than her side 'cause I fall asleep on the couch!

I answered about six questions and they ended the survey. Should I be hurt or happy?

Defense wins championships. (I heard that somewhere). Denver in a close one.

Get each a proof coin set representing the year they started working at the company.

39 years, 2 months, 3 days, and 5 hours. And 80% of all statistics are made up on the spot.