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I filed both Fed and State using Turbo Tax. I got the same message the first time I e-filed. Fed return failed because of the 2210 kerfuffle. After trying to figure out how to fix it five or six times, hit "help," Form 2210 and found an answer written by "ipackj". It worked, both my tax returns...

Complaints to a travel agency 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts 2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things...

When I bought my IPhone, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, my 13 grand...

what do you do since you retired? “I am my wife's sexual advisor." "What do you mean by that?" "My wife told me that when she wants my ****ing advice she'll ask for t.”

Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones * *...

In the 60's, there was a popular tune by Gerry and the Pacemakers, which I thought contained the lyric, "So, Mary, crusty virgin..."

I miss Trombone Al.

Hunting Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, “That was a very bad mistake. That was...

Hey, that's no bunny! Get it? Wink, wink, nod, nod.

No snow here in Sacramento, (almost never is,) but it got down to 28 a couple of mornings ago. Back in the early 70’s, my new wife and I went to a show in San Francisco and saw something called “Asparagus.” It had a fast talking spokesperson, a silent little magician, and a keyboardist by the...

Road Trip cross the USA Need level roads.

I received this in the mail today Reverend Calvert Fitzgerald Box 10413 Lubbock, Texas 79408 Perhaps you have heard of me and my campaign in the cause of temperance. Each year for the last fifteen years, I have made a tour of communities between Delight, Arkansas, and Cassville, Missouri, and...

An Irishman is sitting in the pub with his wife and he says, "I love you." She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me talking to the beer."

My wife and I knew fairly early that we could retire on excellent COLA’d government pensions and Social Security, so we neglected, probably in ignorance, to accumulate much in the way of additional savings. What little we do have, resides in 401k’s invested in moderately conservative index fund...

With all of the severe weather we have been having this winter, the Department of Transportation issued a travel warning. They suggest that anyone traveling in the current conditions should have the following: Shovel Blankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including coats, hats and gloves 24...

The world's first standup comic, Shecky of Gomorrah, went to his agent one day. "Murray, I'm sick of all these one-night stands, living out of a suitcase, on a caravan, off a caravan, on a camel, off a camel. Can't you get me a long range gig, maybe something like on a cruise ship?" His agent...

Ed and Nancy met on a cruise, and had a marvelous time together. He fell head over heels for her. When he discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to...

Twins in Germany having fun. English subtitles. Twins mirror bathroom prank. [VIDEO]

My old junior college buddy and I saw these guys before Nixon lost his bid for California governor in '61. No one has ever made me laugh like these two.

Not for the Christmas Table A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness...

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After Mrs. O'Toole's barn burned down, she called her insurance agent to file a claim. She told the insurance man, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand bucks, and we need that money immediately!" "Just a minute there, Mrs. O'Toole," the agent replied. "Insurance doesn't work quite like...

Since I currently have a work around for this rare inter-bank transaction, I probably will not drop the account at this time. The hassle of changing banks, after over 40 years of with B of A, then rerouting all my e-bills, finding ATM solutions, etc., and updating my financial software, makes it...

>:( Today, I went online to make a transfer from my credit union account into an account at a too-big-to-fail bank. Previously, I never had any trouble performing this transfer using these same two banks. But now, “for my safety,” I am required use a transaction 6 digit code which is only...

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