Yet another reason to avoid the Big Island, er, Texas.

[Nords]

Hey, REW, here's another one to add to your Texas Defamation League list: lava.

Thompson has even ridden his motorcycle across red, flowing lava in the past. "It probably isn't hotter than a road in Texas," he said.

Lava makes final push to sea, Big Island prepares for crowds

 

[REWahoo]

OK, "roads hot as flowing lava". It's in there...

 

[Texarkandy]

I thought Texas was a "Big Island" - no?

 

[HFWR]

Texas is [-]on[/-] a whole 'nuther [-]planet[/-] country...