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Originally Posted by Martha
Welcome Xtreme. I was older than 34 before I thought about retiring early and managed to do so when I was 51.
So can you help me get my a** off this couch? I have been suffering from serious laziness and a desire for bread products. 
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Have you ever thought of hooking your couch up to your car battery?

You probably wouldn't like that too much
The biggest reason I want to get past working is the 4am alarm that goes off every Monday through Friday! If I wasn't working I'd probably have an imprint on my couch of where I was sitting!