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06-15-2008, 10:30 AM
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Confused about dryer sheets
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New member looking forward to learn something
I am new to the forum, I hope I enjoy it.
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06-15-2008, 10:34 AM
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If not, close your eyes and think of the queen.
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06-15-2008, 10:58 AM
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Think of England.....
This is supposed to be recorded in the 1912 journal of Lady Hillingdon: "When I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, open my ==== and think of England."
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06-15-2008, 11:02 AM
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Oh, THAT queen...
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06-15-2008, 01:28 PM
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Don't look at me.
Welcome, please tell us your entire story in 25,000 words or less.
I have a sudden urge to go make a sandwich, maybe with jelly, or English marmalade.
See ya.
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06-15-2008, 03:52 PM
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I am new to the forum, I hope I enjoy it.
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Welcome here Skippie.
Not sure what Martha's "queen" reference was all about. But I'll bet that it made sense to Martha.
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06-15-2008, 04:00 PM
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I'm guessing that she assumes "Skippie" is from Australia.
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06-15-2008, 05:10 PM
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Martha must have meant "think of England" as in when you are having sex because you have to not because you want to.-- just doing your duty, etc. Thinking of the queen during sex is an oxymoron.
Forgive her, she's been in the woods for weeks.
Anyhow, welcome, Skippie, from a fellow Floridian. What part of the state are you from? Retired? Hoping to be?
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06-15-2008, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Rich_in_Tampa
Martha must have meant "think of England" as in when you are having sex because you have to not because you want to.-- just doing your duty, etc. Thinking of the queen during sex is an oxymoron.
Forgive her, she's been in the woods for weeks.
Anyhow, welcome, Skippie, from a fellow Floridian. What part of the state are you from? Retired? Hoping to be?
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Right on Rich - obviously my mind isn't warped enough for the humor
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06-15-2008, 07:13 PM
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Thanks Dex and Rich for fixing my quote.
I don't know how England turned into the queen. Month more in the woods and who knows what I'll be saying next.
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06-15-2008, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Rich_in_Tampa
Thinking of the queen during sex is an oxymoron.
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Not for old Ha, more than once I've had (solo) sex thinking of Queen Elizabeth I, in the person of Cate Blanchett.
Ha
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06-15-2008, 09:15 PM
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Ha. Get a grip, man...
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06-16-2008, 01:49 AM
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Hey... your going to scare off the newbies.
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06-16-2008, 10:00 PM
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There is one big advantage that solo sex has over other sexual endeavors. At least you know that everyone involved really cares.
Jeff
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06-17-2008, 12:57 AM
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I am thinking that Skippie is REALLY 'confused about dryer sheets" now.
Skippie,
A) Save your money.
B) Don't listen to anybody.
C) Go back to A).
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