That's funny! There are one or two people in my life right now (not exes) who really bug me, and I am looking forward to not having further dealings with. However, I'm taking the high road in my dealings with them. Naming a cockroach after them might give some short term amusement, but it doesn't really help me in looking to the future, and focusing on the big picture.
Contentedly ER, with 3 furry friends (now, sadly, 2). Planning my escape to the wide open spaces in my campervan (with the kitties, of course!)