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He's the perfect example of a middle aged dude going through a major mid-life crisis. Who told this guy he looked hot in that disgusting nutsack? Now, that's what I want to know.
I stole the pic from www.cameltoe.org, a collection of revealing pictures...
The web host captions this picture thus:
Here we see Gunther, who just completed his dissertation in Applied Physics at SMU. If we must have a minimum drinking age, we should also have a maximum Spring Break age. Scumbags like this guy always seem to be lurking around the periphery of Spring Break and other college functions, pretending to like techno, and hoping to slime their way into a drunk coed's drawers. Someone told him that he would blend in more if he tucked his shorn nuggets into a shiny eyepatch. A good rule of thumb: if you cant see your G-String, you shouldn’t be wearing one. But that wont stop Gunther. He is going to lure someone's daughter back to the Ramada and romance her with free minibar and the new Michael Bolton CD. Lets hope he fails. Can you imagine what he looks like from behind? A flat hairy old white guy ass bifurcated by a piece of rope that is hanging on for dear life. Go home, Gunther.
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Losing my whump
Posts: 22,708
Re: AMA WarnsGirls About Spring Break
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Originally Posted by justin
Why do you all keep looking at that dude when there's a mostly naked chick to his right? Brokeback eyes or what?
You will note a good 40 minute delay between when the photo was posted and when I replied.
39.925 minutes looking at the hot chick. Then my peripheral vision finally kicked in and dropped my testosterone level to zero. Bad! Bad! Bad!
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Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful. Just another form of "buy low, sell high" for those who have trouble with things. This rule is not universal. Do not buy a 1973 Pinto because everyone else is afraid of it.