Apple sued by man for causing his porn addiction

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Chris Sevier, Tennessee Man, Suing Apple For Letting Him Access Porn

Chris Sevier, a suspended lawyer in Tennessee, is suing Apple because he became addicted to porn while using an Apple computer to surf for porn. He accuses Apple. because the MacBook has no adult materials filter, of enabling unfair competition between porn actresses and his wife:

"UNFAIR COMPETITION AND INTERFERENCE OF THE MARITAL CONTRACT: The Plaintiff became totally out of synch in his romantic relationship with his wife, which was a consequence of his use of his Apple product. The Plaintiff began desiring, younger more beautiful girls featured in porn videos than his wife, who was no longer 21 ..."

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bondi688 said:
Chris Sevier, Tennessee Man, Suing Apple For Letting Him Access Porn

Chris Sevier, a lawyer in Tennessee who was suspended by the state bar, is suing Apple because he became addicted to porn while using an Apple computer to surf for porn. He accuses Apple of enabling unfair competition between porn actresses and his wife:

"UNFAIR COMPETITION AND INTERFERENCE OF THE MARITAL CONTRACT: The Plaintiff became totally out of synch in his romantic relationship with his wife, which was a consequence of his use of his Apple product. The Plaintiff began desiring, younger more beautiful girls featured in porn videos than his wife, who was no longer 21 ..."

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He never should have bitten into that apple.
 
Dawg52

Don't forget to include the car company that made your car, and the oil company that produce the gasoline, thus enabling you to get to the golf course.
 
I am suing GE for my alcohol addiction. The fridge they manufactured stored and chilled the beer I drink too many of. The company enabled an unfair competition between well chilled beer and tap water.
 
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I didn't need Apple to become addicted to porn.

Oh wait, it was Apple that got me addicted. Damn you Steve Job and Woz! I had a PowerPC Apple and I was using Apple's internet service, EWORLD, back in 1993 and they are charging me $3.99 a hour to download GIF. It took 30 minutes to download one pic, but it was well worth it. My addiction was so bad, I spent $2k one month for ISP fee.

Is this a class action? I think he should make it a class action so we can all get a piece of the settlement.
 
I got the feeling as a former lawyer he filed the suit himself.

If he was seeking publicist, pretty sure he achieved is goal. Money well LOL

I loved how Huff Post served up 4 porn star stories next to this story... at least for me..:blush:
 
Not really Apple's fault, the real cause is the internet so
all the porn addicts need to go after Al Gore.
 
I could see the real potential of a class action suit going clear back to the days of the Sears catalogue.
 
Must be the same guy that sued GM some time ago for polluting all 50 states. A judge dismissed that suit...........:)
 
Question for the lawyers on the forum. What would happen if the Apple legal dept simply ignored this absurd lawsuit? Presumably most judges would throw it out pretty quickly.

Normally I don't favor the British system where the loser pays the winners legal bills, but in this case....
 
I think I'll sue the Aztecs for inventing chocolate, and maybe the medeval Arabs, for good measure, for having invented ice cream. It's all their fault I can't stop eating these foods.

Amethyst
 
Amethyst said:
I think I'll sue the Aztecs for inventing chocolate, and maybe the medeval Arabs, for good measure, for having invented ice cream. It's all their fault I can't stop eating these foods.

Amethyst
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We cant be responsible for our addictions. It must be someone else who did this to us!

My secret addiction is beef jerky..
 
Gads Doritos and Pepperoni..plus any kind of cheese. Lets not combine all that with porn. Minds could be blown. Oh and chocolate.. Oh my
 
How come nobody gets addicted to anything that's actually good for you, like celery, or cabbage, or carrots?

One of life's universal mysteries I guess.
 
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How come nobody gets addicted to anything that's actually good for you, like celery, or cabbage, or carrots?
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Eh, bite your tongue! I eat so much veggie, my friends call me a rabbit.

It's sad that my longevity is not going to be that great, to allow me to sue agricultural producers for making me live so long that I outlast my savings.

Life's just not fair.
 
Same reason your peers never pressure you to study, avoid drugs, and do what your parents tell you?
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Walt34 said:
How come nobody gets addicted to anything that's actually good for you, like celery, or cabbage, or carrots?

One of life's universal mysteries I guess.
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