Arrrrrrrrrrrr! Shiver me timbers!

[HFWR]

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

 

[Onward]

Sorry, I support anti-piracy laws.

 

[CCdaCE]

Phew, dang near missed it.

-CC

 

[bbbamI]

 

[braumeister]

Tried it, but it just didn't feel right. When other people talk like a pirate, it seems to come out in a bass register.
But I've always heard that piracy is done on the high Cs, so I try to get it up there in the treble clef and never quite succeed.

[sigh] Guess I'm just not cut out for the swashbuckling life.

 

[freebird5825]

Can I act like a wench today ?

 

[Gumby]

If ya dress like that, Lassie, ya can act 'owever ya wonts to. Wench'll do just fine.

 

[Purron]

..

 

[veremchuka]

A Peg-legged Pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and a steering wheel sticking out of his trousers. Bartender asks, "Do you know you've a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate replies, "Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh, it's drivin' me nuts."