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Don't Do This - Part VIII
03-30-2011, 06:21 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Don't Do This - Part VIII
Don't ask me to help you move !
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Timothy Walker, 48, was hospitalized in Burlington, N.C., in February after he fell off of an SUV while he was on top, holding down two mattresses for the driver, who apparently rounded a curve too fast. [WXII-TV (Winston-Salem), 2-18-2011]
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03-30-2011, 06:25 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Was alcohol involved ?
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03-30-2011, 11:09 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
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Irish moving joke:
Paddy and Joe were helping Seamus move house. Paddy and Joe were struggling to get a heavy wardrobe downstairs.
Joe: Where's Seamus? We could do with his help with this wardrobe.
Paddy: Sure, he's inside keeping the hangers in place.
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03-31-2011, 09:05 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by obgyn65
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Probably just stupidity.....
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03-31-2011, 09:30 AM
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Job security...
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03-31-2011, 01:31 PM
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Darwin Award candidates
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FIRE'd since 2005
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03-31-2011, 01:39 PM
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Dryer sheet aficionado
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You can't fix stupid.
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03-31-2011, 02:52 PM
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Moderator
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Reminds me of one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." series:
"Someone in your immediate family has died immediately after saying 'Hey, watch this!'"
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When I was a kid I wanted to be older. This is not what I expected.
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03-31-2011, 04:10 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Natural Selection!
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03-31-2011, 04:13 PM
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Full time employment: Posting here.
Join Date: Mar 2008
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I think I know why it happened:
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