You had to bring that up an hour before I go surfing.Callipygian
Sciolism: Superficial knowledge; a show of learning with no substantial foundation.
When someone with this disorder contradicts you, it's always fun to accept it gracefully with something like "I see. Well, I bow to your obvious sciolism" and then change the subject. On the off chance that someone else in the group gets it, you have just scored major points.
Kijong-dong!Potemkin Village is another one I just remembered:
Potemkin village - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Callipygian.
Pompous, as in pompous a$$. I still encounter some, but they no longer matter.
Pay the Man.Pussy
Damn, I was gonna say that.Pussy
Grok.
Fellatio
As in do you fellatio?