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Old 07-07-2006, 02:41 PM   #1
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Funny Joke Friday.

George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
> fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
> Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were
> fishing, pulled him out of the water.
> He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
> The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland."
> George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
> The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
> George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
> The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV
> stereo headset!"
> George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't
look like
> you are handicapped."
> The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass
> drowning!"
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:48 PM   #2
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