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Old 04-10-2021, 06:21 AM   #21
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Old 04-11-2021, 10:49 AM   #22
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As you may have noticed, there's not much new or good stuff out there but this one fits this group pretty well...
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Old 04-11-2021, 04:37 PM   #25
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I'm not so sure, I still think people my age are older than me.
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At a social gathering, the lady from Boston said "In Boston, we put our emphasis entirely on breeding".

And the lady from Philadelphia said "In Philadelphia, we think it's a lot of fun, but we do other things too".
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But, we haven't yet determined if two masks makes others safe from your pee.
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Two grandmas, Agnes and Mary, are meeting at a café.
They’re having a nice chat over cake and coffee when suddenly Agnes remarks, “Um, Mary, you seem to have a suppository stuck in your left ear…”
Mary is surprised and fishes the suppository out of her ear, looks at it for a while and sighs, “Well I guess I know where to find my hearing aid then.”
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