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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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04-11-2021, 10:49 AM
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From Reddit,
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04-11-2021, 03:35 PM
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Not a plumber:
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When I was a kid I wanted to be older. This is not what I expected.
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04-11-2021, 03:48 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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 As you may have noticed, there's not much new or good stuff out there but this one fits this group pretty well...
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04-11-2021, 04:37 PM
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I'm not so sure, I still think people my age are older than me.
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04-11-2021, 05:41 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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At a social gathering, the lady from Boston said "In Boston, we put our emphasis entirely on breeding".
And the lady from Philadelphia said "In Philadelphia, we think it's a lot of fun, but we do other things too".
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"Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man" -- Leon Trotsky (1879-1940)
"Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities Can Make You Commit Atrocities" - Voltaire (1694-1778)
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04-12-2021, 06:27 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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04-12-2021, 06:39 AM
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Compliments
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04-12-2021, 03:04 PM
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Wise man:
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04-12-2021, 08:44 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
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Benny: What is a bachelor?
Jackie: A man who hasn't thought seriously about getting married?
Benny: No, A man who HAS thought seriously about getting married.
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04-13-2021, 06:44 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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04-13-2021, 07:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Car-Guy
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But, we haven't yet determined if two masks makes others safe from your pee.
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04-14-2021, 05:52 AM
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Two grandmas, Agnes and Mary, are meeting at a café.
They’re having a nice chat over cake and coffee when suddenly Agnes remarks, “Um, Mary, you seem to have a suppository stuck in your left ear…”
Mary is surprised and fishes the suppository out of her ear, looks at it for a while and sighs, “Well I guess I know where to find my hearing aid then.”
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04-14-2021, 12:50 PM
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adsf
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The closing years of life are like the end of a masquerade party, when the masks are dropped. -Arthur Schopenhauer, philosopher (1788-1860)
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04-14-2021, 02:20 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Numbers is hard
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04-15-2021, 11:25 AM
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Had few like this.... Well pretty close anyway...
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04-15-2021, 12:54 PM
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04-16-2021, 07:46 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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04-18-2021, 06:43 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Judge: Silence in court! The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of court.
Accused: Hahahaha
Judge: I wasn't talking to you!
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04-18-2021, 12:20 PM
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Why don't ambulances have trailer hitches?
So lawyers don't hitch themselves on...
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You can't spend yourself to prosperity.
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