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Finally! A parking space for fat guys who like to barbeque.
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11-01-2021, 08:31 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Oct 2019
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Retiree Clock
New retiree clock
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11-05-2021, 03:20 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Texas: No Country for Old Men
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As seen on Bored Panda:
Interviewer: "Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
Applicant: "Yes, that was when I felt joy for the only time in my adult life."
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11-05-2021, 03:50 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
Join Date: Apr 2015
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 Quote:
Originally Posted by REWahoo
As seen on Bored Panda:
Interviewer: "Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
Applicant: "Yes, that was when I felt joy for the only time in my adult life."
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 That one made me chuckle!
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11-05-2021, 08:02 PM
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Location: Conroe
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Quote:
Originally Posted by REWahoo
As seen on Bored Panda:
Interviewer: "Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
Applicant: "Yes, that was when I felt joy for the only time in my adult life."
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That's the way I felt today after receiving the letter from the IRS cancelling the $15,000 penalty I was assessed for the missing tax return that I actually filed in 2017. 
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[Moved into my new 1,479 Sq. Ft. house this weekend. Now generating more boxes of unwanted items and trash.
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11-13-2021, 04:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Eastern WV Panhandle
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For puzzle enthusiasts:
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11-15-2021, 02:25 PM
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Confused about dryer sheets
Join Date: Nov 2021
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Dang
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Originally Posted by braumeister
Finally! A parking space for fat guys who like to barbeque.
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And here I thought I was alone on this one.
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wish we could all decide...
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11-15-2021, 02:26 PM
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Confused about dryer sheets
Join Date: Nov 2021
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wish we could all decide...
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Originally Posted by braumeister
Finally! A parking space for fat guys who like to barbeque.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Time2
New retiree clock
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Wish we could all decide to wake up like this at least once a work week!
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11-15-2021, 02:27 PM
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Confused about dryer sheets
Join Date: Nov 2021
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OUCH!
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Originally Posted by Walt34
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Literally an example of "when the GROWING gets tough" lol
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11-15-2021, 02:36 PM
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Location: Eastern WV Panhandle
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That's what they said but I don't think that's what they meant:
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11-16-2021, 03:24 PM
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Lesson learned:
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11-16-2021, 03:29 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Texas: No Country for Old Men
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Moral: If you are making a "Run for the Border" be sure to look both ways before crossing the street:
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Numbers is hard
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11-17-2021, 03:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Sign in a motorcycle shop:
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11-25-2021, 04:21 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Flyover country
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11-26-2021, 02:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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I'm so confused....
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11-27-2021, 01:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Eastern WV Panhandle
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Time to start exercising off that holiday fat:
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11-30-2021, 02:16 PM
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Cookies? What cookies?
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12-06-2021, 09:51 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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12-06-2021, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Conroe
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Quote:
Originally Posted by REWahoo
Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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Thank You! (passed along to my ROMEO group for their consideration).
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12-06-2021, 03:14 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Quote:
Originally Posted by REWahoo
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
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What about your joint?
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