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Old 10-31-2021, 06:33 AM   #61
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Finally! A parking space for fat guys who like to barbeque.
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Old 11-05-2021, 03:20 PM   #63
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That's the way I felt today after receiving the letter from the IRS cancelling the $15,000 penalty I was assessed for the missing tax return that I actually filed in 2017.
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Finally! A parking space for fat guys who like to barbeque.
And here I thought I was alone on this one.
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Literally an example of "when the GROWING gets tough" lol
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That's what they said but I don't think that's what they meant:
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Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
Thank You! (passed along to my ROMEO group for their consideration).
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Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
What about your joint?
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