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01-12-2015, 03:53 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Originally Posted by Walt34
This guy could be a stand-up comedian:
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Very funny.... but his last stmt will not go over so well here....
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01-12-2015, 06:53 PM
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#1122
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Recycles dryer sheets
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Walt34
This guy could be a stand-up comedian:
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Fritz started out as a standup comic. My guess is a weather guy makes more money?
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Coleman
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01-13-2015, 04:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Texas Proud
Very funny.... but his last stmt will not go over so well here....
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Yeah, I know but the rest was funny. But work as long as I can? Not gonna happen. He's talking to the rest of the population, not the folks here.
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02-11-2015, 12:53 PM
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For cat lovers only. You may want to turn down the sound...
http://www.pawmygosh.com/shower-cats/
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Even a blind clock finds an acorn twice a day.
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02-11-2015, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Amethyst
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Looks like one cat is upset and the other cat is just following along.... still pretty funny....
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02-12-2015, 05:34 PM
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So there was this FA18 Hornet chasing a Tomahawk cruise missle which hit some containers on a moving ship. Thereby disturbing some pigeons slumber. But the pigeons were quickly aroused and successfully regained flight control after the blast wave.
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02-17-2015, 01:22 PM
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This one is so absurd but well done so it is actually very funny.
Watch the little old lady at the end.
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02-17-2015, 03:21 PM
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To me, it's a litany of all the things you should be FIGHTING as you age. To wit: If you catch yourself talking about nothing but your ailments...just stop, no matter how sympathetic the audience, and insert some comment about current events, or cooking, or anything except your aging bod.
Amethyst
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Originally Posted by fidler4
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02-21-2015, 10:02 AM
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Some engineers are never bored or boring.
This guy made a machine that puts a knot in a necktie. Maybe next he will do one with a windsor.
Cutting to the chase:
And the rest of the story:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/21/yo...ttom-well&_r=0
Another one of his crations: Cram Guy
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02-21-2015, 11:00 AM
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I love the cat batting at the mouse.
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02-22-2015, 04:05 PM
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A lesson on greed - the Black Hole:
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02-22-2015, 05:02 PM
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Love it!
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02-23-2015, 04:44 PM
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I had to watch this twice to figure out how he did the last trick:
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02-23-2015, 06:54 PM
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Some ladies occupations are tough to figure out. But a good deal of entertainment is provided in the process.
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02-28-2015, 02:15 PM
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A talking dog with a reference to bacon:
A couple of years old. Made me laugh.
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03-03-2015, 04:37 PM
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04-29-2015, 05:50 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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I have long been a fan of This Old House and recently ran across this parody online from 1988. Somewhere I think I have it on VHS tape in my vast collection of aging tapes. This was a fun parody titled "This Old Shack". Video quality isn't that great, but still worth a few laughs.
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06-07-2015, 08:12 AM
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06-07-2015, 02:57 PM
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07-04-2015, 06:07 AM
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