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09-13-2017, 04:25 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Syracuse
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Originally Posted by RunningBum
Ginger or Mary Ann?
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Mary Ann. No question. Mary Ann would bake me a pie, Ginger would make me buy one. Ginger is not for the LBYM crowd.
I married a Mary Ann and she baked the world's best pies. Looked real good in tight short shorts too!
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09-13-2017, 04:45 PM
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#42
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Recycles dryer sheets
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Desert SW
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The definitions of asteroid and hemorrhoid. Shouldn't they be the other way around?
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Retired in 2011 at 54
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09-13-2017, 05:22 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Texas
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imponderables
Oops. Already posited
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09-13-2017, 05:26 PM
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#44
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Conroe, Texas
Posts: 18,731
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Chicken or egg?
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09-13-2017, 05:37 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Jan 2015
Posts: 1,539
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Peanuts or almonds?
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Wisdom starts with wonder
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09-13-2017, 06:19 PM
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Full time employment: Posting here.
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: An island off the coast of Florida. (Ok - if you really need to know it's Vero Beach)
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Why are apartments so close together?
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09-13-2017, 07:05 PM
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#47
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Full time employment: Posting here.
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 805
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this thread has been,seriously, too funny.....
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09-13-2017, 07:28 PM
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#48
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 3,433
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KCGeezer
Peanuts or almonds?
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"Peanuts or pretzels" is what they always ask me on the plane 
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09-13-2017, 07:29 PM
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#49
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 11,401
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What is the meaning of life?
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09-13-2017, 07:33 PM
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#50
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Recycles dryer sheets
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 402
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Where are the snowdens of yesteryear?
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09-13-2017, 07:53 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 13,926
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(for the women)
Pick a color for your mani/pedi
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09-13-2017, 08:09 PM
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#52
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 6,181
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09-13-2017, 09:20 PM
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#53
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Collin County, TX
Posts: 9,296
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Crunchy or smooth.
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There's no need to complicate, our time is short..
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09-13-2017, 09:24 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Fair Lawn
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How my Ipod headphone wire gets tangled just sitting in the drawer.
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09-13-2017, 09:29 PM
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#55
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 11,401
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Toilet seat up or down?
Toilet paper over or under the roll?
Direction of water going down the plughole?
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09-13-2017, 09:33 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Cholula
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Paper or plastic?
To be, or not to be....
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09-13-2017, 09:48 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,934
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Ginger.
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And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know.
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09-13-2017, 11:30 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2014
Posts: 9,179
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Whether or not the Lions will ever make it to the Super Bowl (let alone win).
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09-13-2017, 11:56 PM
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Full time employment: Posting here.
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 649
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If you pulled the wings off a fly, would you call it a walk?
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09-14-2017, 05:47 AM
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#60
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: SF East Bay
Posts: 4,342
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Whether to leave the digestive biscuit in the tea for another split second and risk the wet end dropping off.
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Contentedly ER, with 3 furry friends (now, sadly, 1).
Planning my escape to the wide open spaces in my campervan (with my remaining kitty, of course!)
On a mission to become the world's second most boring man.
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