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ambush & pull the rug out
09-28-2008, 06:27 AM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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ambush & pull the rug out
09-26-2008, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by steve88
...I see my dog lapping out of the bowl... and then just stopped and fell over...What a crappy day.
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wait for it...wait for it...
09-26-2008, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Martha
I am so sorry.
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no, not quite yet...
wait for it...
09-26-2008, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Dawg52
Damn, I'm so sorry. Surprised even a dog would drink gasoline.
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almost there...a little closer...a little to the left...
wait for it...
09-26-2008, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Sarah in SC
Gawd, Steve, it killed him? I am so sorry. Was he a small dog? I've never heard of them drinking gasoline, only antifreeze.
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got'm!!!
09-26-2008, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by steve88
No, he just ran out of gas.
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pitfall
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Main Entry: pit·fall  Pronunciation: \ˈpit-ˌfȯl\ Function: noun Date: 14th century 1: trap , snare ; specifically : a pit flimsily covered or camouflaged and used to capture and hold animals or men 2: a hidden or not easily recognized danger or difficulty
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09-28-2008, 09:59 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
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Originally Posted by harley
They say the sense of humor is the first thing to go.
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Oh yeah? Well #%#$ YOU!
Interesting social experiment. Thanks Steve.
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09-28-2008, 02:16 PM
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Next time when you tell the joke, put down that it was your republican neighbor's dog who you caught chewing your "Vote for Obama" sign in your front yard. You chased the dog and found him around your back yard drinking the gasoline. I'll let you finish the joke from there.
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