Indecent Proposal

[Dreamer]

Martha, I am shocked! You would take Johnny Depp over Richard Gere?

Dreamer

 

[moghopper]

 

[sgeeeee]

. . .
What would you do for a million big ones? He writes you a check immediately, so you don't have to wait.   Let's take the original premise first.  Trade your spouse for one night?  How about lie?  Cheat?  Steal?   And if not one million, how about two million?    . . .

Yeah. . . I spend a lot of time thinking about this because it's so likely to happen.

Actually, the problem I have is that I look just like Jonny Depp and women keep offering me money to spend a night with them.

 

[Cal]

Actually, the problem I have is that I look just like Jonny Depp and women keep offering me money to spend a night with them.   

Do you have a pirate outfit?   

 

[Nords]

Do you have a pirate outfit?   

Cal, maybe you could lower your bill by supplying him with one when he shows up at your place.

Assuming that he's not a 13-year-old dog from Missoula...

 

[MJ]

Yeah. . . I spend a lot of time thinking about this because it's so likely to happen.

Actually, the problem I have is that I look just like Jonny Depp and women keep offering me money to spend a night with them.

Do you need a manager to handle your nighttime schedule?